A Really Bad Day

Date: 07-10-2010 12:00 pm (14 years ago) | Author: felix omokere
- at 7-10-2010 12:00 PM (14 years ago)
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Posted: at 7-10-2010 12:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- add12 at 7-10-2010 12:03 PM (14 years ago)
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posted  b4
Posted: at 7-10-2010 12:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 7-10-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Really?
Posted: at 7-10-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-10-2010 01:37 AM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 8-10-2010 01:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 14-10-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 14-10-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tambeiort at 14-10-2010 01:23 PM (14 years ago)
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this is remix, girl.
Posted: at 14-10-2010 01:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-10-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago)
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LOl..the remix is  Cool
Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 14-10-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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welcome
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-10-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Why all dis expired jokes na! Why?

Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 15-10-2010 03:36 AM (14 years ago)
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remix of d remixed remix.
Posted: at 15-10-2010 03:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 15-10-2010 03:37 PM (14 years ago)
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so u-na don dey remix am for here oya now mak we enter studio mak we go realize am as music sha-shap.... abi XTER hw u feel am
Posted: at 15-10-2010 03:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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