According to Cubana, at the wedding party which was recorded in the Bible, the wine finished and Jesus couldn’t stop ordering, that’s why he had to turn water into wine.
He made this claim while justifying his excessive partying nature and the fact that he can’t stay without balling and drinking.
In his words;
“Jesus Christ was a baller on Earth. At the wedding party, when the wine finished, he couldn’t stop ordering. Dude had to turn water to glenmorangie”.
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