A wife was dying, husband was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice: "There's something I must confess." "Shhh" he said, there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright." "No I must die in peace. I f**kd your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!" "I know," he whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you f**king bitch, now close your eyes"
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