The Nuns Regret

Date: 03-11-2010 4:45 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 3-11-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die,"

The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin."

The bus driver says, "I'm not married"

The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass".

Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business.

When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married."

The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and i am going to a costume party meant for Gay!"

Posted: at 3-11-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 3-11-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago)
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i have a confession to make that i have seen this kind of joke.
Posted: at 3-11-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 4kasibe247 at 4-11-2010 01:30 AM (14 years ago)
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very possible say i don see a smoother version b4....but u try poster Cheesy
Posted: at 4-11-2010 01:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 4-11-2010 05:07 AM (14 years ago)
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u smoke lala
Posted: at 4-11-2010 05:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 4-11-2010 05:08 AM (14 years ago)
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wew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 4-11-2010 05:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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