Good Man

Date: 03-11-2010 4:58 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 3-11-2010 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife or your Husband that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".

The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.

The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a toyota and drives off into heaven.

The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a beetue.

Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.

He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on Okada".

Posted: at 3-11-2010 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 3-11-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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ok 4/10
Posted: at 3-11-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Selu at 3-11-2010 05:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Terry na waoh, ur own no the  even deserve 1/10 and see how u sabi mark.
Posted: at 3-11-2010 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 3-11-2010 06:04 PM (14 years ago)
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E be like say new joke don finish for dis world
Posted: at 3-11-2010 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 3-11-2010 11:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-11-2010 06:04 PM
E be like say new joke don finish for dis world
hahahaha.new joke don finish ooo,even comedians don tire.
Posted: at 3-11-2010 11:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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