florish4love at 10-11-2010 09:42 AM (14 years ago)
(f)
There was this couple that was married for 20 years and everytime they wanted to make love the husband always insisted in turning off the lights. But after 20 years of endurance the wife felt stupid and decided to break him out of the bad habit. so one night while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. ........ ........ .......... ............ .............. .............. ................. ........................... .................................. .............................................. .............................................. she looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device.
she got extremely upset and said "you impotent Bastard" she screamed at him "how could you be lying to me all of these years? you better explain yourself!"
The husband looked at her straight and said calmly "i'll explain the toy but you've got to EXPLAIN THE KIDS AS WELL"
Posted: at 10-11-2010 09:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
terryworld at 10-11-2010 09:47 AM (14 years ago) (m)
hahahahaha.gud,u try
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 10-11-2010 09:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Florish i guease you sturdied jokertology, abeg which dey offer this curse [/quoteyes ooo! i don hear u i hear say u be english teacher for ololo local, community, development high school for technology
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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