Death Wish

Date: 15-11-2010 12:40 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 15-11-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first Yoruba guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second Hausa guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last Igbo guy replies, "I would like to hear them say.....LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

Posted: at 15-11-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 15-11-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha.my ibo man no wan die ooo
Posted: at 15-11-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 15-11-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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\\u go fear
Posted: at 15-11-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 15-11-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Too much brain
Posted: at 15-11-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 15-11-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha....
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago)
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lol...... if dem fit dem go trade their death
Posted: at 16-11-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 16-11-2010 09:38 PM (14 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 16-11-2010 09:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 16-11-2010 11:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Who wan die? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2010 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terdue at 17-11-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
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igbo kwenu
Posted: at 17-11-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 29-12-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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we no dey carry last na
Posted: at 29-12-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 30-12-2010 02:34 AM (14 years ago)
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u be igbo man ?
 Smiley
Posted: at 30-12-2010 02:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- josiahlawson at 30-12-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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you no know?
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 30-12-2010 02:34 AM
u be igbo man ?
 Smiley
Posted: at 30-12-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 2-01-2011 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
i think say u be Ghanian self

o di mma
emesia
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-01-2011 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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