Naira Pass Naira..Naira Y'rns

Enjoy this conversation between the N1000 and N10


A well-worn One Thousand Naira note and a similarly distressed Ten Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation.

The One Thousand Naira reminisced about its travels all over the county. "I've had a pretty good life," the One Thousand Naira proclaimed. "Why I've been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano and Abuja, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja and eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Centre and Glover Hall, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans."
Moorhouse, that joint near Awolowo Road, Eko Hotel, VGC Hotel, Tera Kulture, Kingsize, Sheraton, etc. "Wow" said the Ten Naira. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the One Thousand, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The Ten Naira replies, "Oh, I've been to the Apostolic & Methodist Church, the Redeemed Christian Church, the Deeper Life Bible Church, Baptist Church, Anglican church, Catholic church, the C & S Church, CCC, the Lutheran Church..." (Daystar). The One Thousand Naira note interrupts, "What's a church?"

Please help the N1000 notes go to church THIS SUNDAY to have a fulfilling life!!!!.

Owner acknowledged

Posted: at 16-11-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ok

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Posted: at 16-11-2010 05:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hehehe

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Posted: at 16-11-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

  good

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Posted: at 16-11-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Poster,Tank God say i don catch you.No be for ur back i dey wen we go dey give offering 4church?I know say na two 10naira notes u drop 4 offering plate.Ok maybe u don change today shaa...

Posted: at 16-11-2010 11:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ko

Posted: at 17-11-2010 09:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted b4

Posted: at 17-11-2010 10:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Florish.. I dey serious now.. check old jokes.. its posted b4 but still nice though

Posted: at 17-11-2010 10:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac