Bad Wife

Date: 22-11-2010 2:32 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 22-11-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Little Ade came home from school to see the family's pet rooster (Cock) dead in the front yard. with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Ade said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Ade. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Ade rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle Bode holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Posted: at 22-11-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Ninky at 24-11-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster, u need a world cup 4 dis joke, 2moro monin just go 2 ASO ROCK 4 ur cup
Posted: at 24-11-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 24-11-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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still 9ice....
but PB4....
Posted: at 24-11-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 24-11-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Poster,tanx jooo
Posted: at 24-11-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 24-11-2010 08:36 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 24-11-2010 08:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 24-11-2010 10:11 PM (14 years ago)
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still good.......... Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2010 10:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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