Condom vs Pads

Date: 03-11-2008 6:24 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Ejemai Stephen
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- at 3-11-2008 06:24 PM (16 years ago)
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After some few years of living as neighbours, condom walks down to the door of sanitary pad. He knocks and this ensued between them.

CONDOM: U sanitary pads always disturbs my business for some couple of days in every month...

Sanitary pad laughs and reply.

PAD:      See who is talking, any mistake made by u will put me out of business for nine good months.

Posted: at 3-11-2008 06:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 3-11-2008 07:21 PM (16 years ago)
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no be lie. who come dey disturb the other pass?
Posted: at 3-11-2008 07:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 3-11-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago)
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funny, but man orezo i no trust u sha e belike say u be prof for this kind matter sha
Posted: at 3-11-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 3-11-2008 09:29 PM (16 years ago)
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sheh!! he no funny kain kain.
Posted: at 3-11-2008 09:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-11-2008 10:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  3-11-2008 09:11 PM
funny, but man orezo i no trust u sha e belike say u be prof for this kind matter sha

Jboy u go like learn...
Posted: at 4-11-2008 10:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago)
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hehe!

Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-11-2008 12:59 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  4-11-2008 10:56 AM
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  3-11-2008 09:11 PM
funny, but man orezo i no trust u sha e belike say u be prof for this kind matter sha

Jboy u go like learn...
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad professor Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-11-2008 12:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 4-11-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Its not funny i say. Pad and condom has no mouth. and even if they make any conversation. Its not like this. this one is out of point cos ladies too use condom.
Posted: at 4-11-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-11-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  4-11-2008 01:06 PM
Its not funny i say. Pad and condom has no mouth. and even if they make any conversation. Its not like this. this one is out of point cos ladies too use condom.

Uno know sey my jokes are formed 4rm concepts. ok if ladies dey use condom, shebi men dey use pads too??? eeehn answer na professor... LOL
Posted: at 4-11-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 03:46 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  4-11-2008 01:06 PM
Its not funny i say. Pad and condom has no mouth. and even if they make any conversation. Its not like this. this one is out of point cos ladies too use condom.
if u dey wait make condom and pad talk. U GO OLD Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 5-11-2008 01:57 PM (16 years ago)
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that shit was funny
but true in some cases
Posted: at 5-11-2008 01:57 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- corah2 at 5-11-2008 02:02 PM (16 years ago)
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oopss!!!!!!!!

sorry, jst passing by

guess its nt a spot 4 ladylike to comment
ciao
Posted: at 5-11-2008 02:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 02:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: corah2 on  5-11-2008 02:02 PM
oopss!!!!!!!!

sorry, jst passing by

guess its nt a spot 4 ladylike to comment
ciao
pass fast
Posted: at 5-11-2008 02:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 03:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: corah2 on  5-11-2008 02:02 PM
oopss!!!!!!!!
sorry, jst passing by
guess its nt a spot 4 ladylike to comment
ciao

Corah u sure so??? Ok ooh. Quick pass and no lok back ooh...LOL
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rufuso at 5-11-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 03:12 PM
Quote from: corah2 on  5-11-2008 02:02 PM
oopss!!!!!!!!
sorry, jst passing by
guess its nt a spot 4 ladylike to comment
ciao
.......zoommmmmm.......zoooooooooooom

Corah u sure so??? Ok ooh. Quick pass and no lok back ooh...LOL
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 04:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rufuso on  5-11-2008 03:39 PM
Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 03:12 PM
Quote from: corah2 on  5-11-2008 02:02 PM
oopss!!!!!!!!
sorry, jst passing by
guess its nt a spot 4 ladylike to comment
ciao
.......zoommmmmm.......zoooooooooooom
Corah u sure so??? Ok ooh. Quick pass and no lok back ooh...LOL
hope sey u no want make she jam pesin as she dey run??? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 04:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deleola1511 at 5-11-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago)
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o boy u don try u must b a master of d game
Posted: at 5-11-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 04:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: deleola1511 on  5-11-2008 04:42 PM
o boy u don try u must b a master of d game

Oh!!! U like d Game??? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 04:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago)
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the guy need lecture
Posted: at 5-11-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 05:35 PM (16 years ago)
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If he ready, he go learn...LOL
Posted: at 5-11-2008 05:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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