Johny wanted to screw me.

Date: 09-12-2010 1:30 am (14 years ago) | Author: Criss
- at 9-12-2010 01:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else.One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you,but the girl said NO.Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend 2 call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!!

Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:30 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- sixtyhoneyy at 9-12-2010 01:35 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha nothing girl Cheesy  Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 9-12-2010 03:20 AM (14 years ago)
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idiot,u go hahahahaha now cos na ur sista them they screw.

Poster, abeg na posted b4
Posted: at 9-12-2010 03:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blazingdiamond at 9-12-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4 but still funny
Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmajenic1 at 10-12-2010 02:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Remix but posted 52times b4.....
Posted: at 10-12-2010 02:49 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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