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![-]( "florish4love") florish4love at 3-01-2011 12:06 PM (14 years ago)  (f) MEN:
1. Most men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.
WOMEN:
1. The most important thing for most women is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to
wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an
old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect
you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.
| Posted: at 3-01-2011 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "bobbz") bobbz at 3-01-2011 12:34 PM (14 years ago) (m) nice one..me likey. | Posted: at 3-01-2011 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "bodeniyi") bodeniyi at 3-01-2011 01:36 PM (14 years ago) (m) I like too | Posted: at 3-01-2011 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 3-01-2011 04:30 PM (14 years ago) (m) see florish eh!! i am a man of timber and calibre, plywood and pako, sawdust and bamboo............................... this is not a joke  though u are creative 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 3-01-2011 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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wetin he come be ooo skyppon | Posted: at 10-01-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-01-2011 11:03 AM (14 years ago) (m) women own 4ny.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-01-2011 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "monasea") monasea at 10-01-2011 03:07 PM (14 years ago) (f) hmmm u try | Posted: at 10-01-2011 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-01-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago) (m) yeah
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-01-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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it's nice and funny but somehow reality.....thumbs up for you...... no mind skypon2002, na he go dey condemn all joke.....and i never see one of his joke(s)  ?
| Posted: at 10-01-2011 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-01-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago) (m) u chop urine?abi u drink shit?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-01-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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na now i just know say na wetin you dey use do you food be that???
| Posted: at 10-01-2011 06:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-01-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago) (m) hehehe dem neva slap u 4 boobs b4 abi?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-01-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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before kon ...where u won slap.......
| Posted: at 10-01-2011 06:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-01-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago) (m) na 4 boobs nah i wan slap u.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-01-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 01:48 PM (14 years ago) (m) wetin he come be ooo skyppon
na food for thought
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 11-01-2011 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 01:50 PM (14 years ago) (m) women own 4ny.
funny small ooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 11-01-2011 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 11-01-2011 01:51 PM (14 years ago) (m) ok
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 11-01-2011 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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