What will you do if you find yourself in this situation?

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at 9-01-2011 11:41PM (9 years ago)

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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.'



Priceless-jewel at 9-01-2011 11:44PM (9 years ago)
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d cab driver has already said wat i had in mind.so... I ve commented
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kebella at 9-01-2011 11:44PM (9 years ago)
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GUYZ WILL YOU DO WHAT CABBY SUGGEST

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kebella at 9-01-2011 11:44PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Priceless-jewel on  9-01-2011 11:44PM
d cab driver has already said wat i had in mind.so... I ve commented

REALLY?

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Priceless-jewel at 9-01-2011 11:46PM (9 years ago)
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yes
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kebella at 9-01-2011 11:47PM (9 years ago)
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OK

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Priceless-jewel at 9-01-2011 11:52PM (9 years ago)
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cool
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kebella at 9-01-2011 11:53PM (9 years ago)
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U MUST BE A GENTLEMAN PJ

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juleshotluv at 10-01-2011 06:58AM (9 years ago)
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Where is PZ? He is reading for two, just in case y'all are wondering why am asking of him Grin
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bittersweet at 10-01-2011 08:23AM (9 years ago)
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Adikpe at 10-01-2011 09:27AM (9 years ago)
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I can't have such wife, so no need to comment on it.
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xena15 at 10-01-2011 09:32AM (9 years ago)
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Wat would i do?
I no know o!

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MissyBarbie at 10-01-2011 09:35AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on  9-01-2011 11:41PM

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.'



Hahahahahahahaha Very funny......Anyway the husband should take heart and offer his rival a nice hot cup of coffee or probably a plate of SHIT.......hmmmmmm
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MissyBarbie at 10-01-2011 09:37AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Adikpe on 10-01-2011 09:27AM
I can't have such wife, so no need to comment on it.

Hmmmmmmmmm
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MissyBarbie at 10-01-2011 09:38AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Priceless-jewel on  9-01-2011 11:44PM
d cab driver has already said wat i had in mind.so... I ve commented

Are you sure?
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patienceudosen at 10-01-2011 09:42AM (9 years ago)
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HE should simply walk away?
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djosh4cesc at 10-01-2011 10:05AM (9 years ago)
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LMAO,this is a very tricky one.
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macgreat at 10-01-2011 10:08AM (9 years ago)
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LOL @post. . .

Let the payment continue Cheesy Tongue

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xena15 at 10-01-2011 10:42AM (9 years ago)
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I go cal d gateman as witness too.

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dirtykid at 10-01-2011 11:04AM (9 years ago)
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Bruhahahahahahaha  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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