What's ur best pickup line? (Page 4)

Date: 20-01-2011 9:20 am (13 years ago) | Author: Miss Petite Nigeria
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- handsomeemmy1 at 20-01-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago)
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am learning also.
Posted: at 20-01-2011 02:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 20-01-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: handsomeemmy1 on 20-01-2011 02:54 PM
am learning also.
no learn too much ooo
Posted: at 20-01-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 20-01-2011 03:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bella100 on 20-01-2011 01:23 PM
As usual....
Dem plenty o, just remembered some...

I was with a pal on the beach, he came up and said

"Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams".

then was another one who said to a friend of mine:

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

but the best was one of my ex, still my friend who said when he saw me for the first time:

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

Men I tripped!

 Grin Grin Grin Grin MEN UNA BE SNAKE ...............CAN YU IMAGINE THE COMPOSE .............................................HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 20-01-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on 20-01-2011 01:37 PM
Quote from: bella100 on 20-01-2011 01:23 PM
As usual....
Dem plenty o, just remembered some...

I was with a pal on the beach, he came up and said

"Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams".

then was another one who said to a friend of mine:

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

but the best was one of my ex, still my friend who said when he saw me for the first time:

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

Men I tripped!
Hm Bella Grin Grin Grin Grin

Let me give u mine:
My landlord guy told me apart from collecting last month's rent:You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent! Grin Grin

 Shocked Shocked Shocked EVEN UR LANDLORD DEY DREAM  Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 20-01-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Kebella which pickup line u dey use ??  Tongue
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 20-01-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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MINE IS GOSSSSSH WHAT A LOVELY POINTY N' CURVE DOWNLOAD YU ' VE GOT ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, PLS BABY CAN I BE UR SQUEZZING MANAGER

ANODA SAY BABE YU VE A SEXY EYEZ THAT BY LOOKING AT YU I DONT MIND MY ANNUAL INCOME
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 20-01-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha  Grin Grin dat one go work, i feel it
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- desiresluv20 at 20-01-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Ladies affair
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 20-01-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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No Time for Lines

l make something up according to the Situation
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 20-01-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 20-01-2011 03:27 PM
MINE IS GOSSSSSH WHAT A LOVELY POINTY N' CURVE DOWNLOAD YU ' VE GOT ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, PLS BABY CAN I BE UR SQUEZZING MANAGER

ANODA SAY BABE YU VE A SEXY EYEZ THAT BY LOOKING AT YU I DONT MIND MY ANNUAL INCOME

Fantasy Lines
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 20-01-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on 20-01-2011 03:41 PM
No Time for Lines

l make something up according to the Situation
alrite say somtin now, for dis situation
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- handsomeemmy1 at 20-01-2011 03:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Learning alot is not a crime right? Lol!
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 20-01-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: handsomeemmy1 on 20-01-2011 03:45 PM
Learning alot is not a crime right? Lol!
i no want u to 'ova toast'
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- desiresluv20 at 20-01-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Peeped
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 20-01-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on 20-01-2011 03:42 PM
Quote from: Kennee on 20-01-2011 03:41 PM
No Time for Lines

l make something up according to the Situation
alrite say somtin now, for dis situation


Physical Life Situation and my Mind Set Dearie
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 20-01-2011 03:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on 20-01-2011 03:52 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 20-01-2011 03:42 PM
Quote from: Kennee on 20-01-2011 03:41 PM
No Time for Lines

l make something up according to the Situation
alrite say somtin now, for dis situation


Physical Life Situation and my Mind Set Dearie
So u can not fall for sombody on d net?
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:57 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- desiresluv20 at 20-01-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago)
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chei>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 20-01-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- waco at 20-01-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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when i was an undergraduate, staying off camp.
this luvly babe(my landlord's daughter) saw me
coming out from public bathroom one evening
people were not around, she held my towel
rub my thing, the rest is not history cos
she born pikin from there!
Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- FlyMamacita at 20-01-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: waco on 20-01-2011 04:08 PM
when i was an undergraduate, staying off camp.
this luvly babe(my landlord's daughter) saw me
coming out from public bathroom one evening
people were not around, she held my towel
rub my thing, the rest is not history cos
she born pikin from there!
Shocked
Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emepretty at 20-01-2011 04:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on 20-01-2011 01:30 PM
Quote from: emepretty on 20-01-2011 09:20 AM
We all know guys invent newer ways to ask ladies out.....As a lady,my best pickup line by a guy was when he walked up to me and said...i want to make l**v  to u but i don't think i'll stick around for long coz im not a monogamous man...omg...he caught my attention...i was angry, amazed, astonished,shocked and dt became my longest relationship.

Guys whats ur best line
Ladies, what's the best, hilarious, shocking... u've heard
i fancy your style,coz you admire those little bit of bad boys image. lol

lol.....Sobeit....whats urs na
Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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