What's ur best pickup line?

Date: 20-01-2011 9:20 am (14 years ago) | Author: Miss Petite Nigeria
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- at 20-01-2011 09:20 AM (14 years ago)
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We all know guys invent newer ways to ask ladies out.....As a lady,my best pickup line by a guy was when he walked up to me and said...i want to make l**v  to u but i don't think i'll stick around for long coz im not a monogamous man...omg...he caught my attention...i was angry, amazed, astonished,shocked and dt became my longest relationship.

Guys whats ur best line
Ladies, what's the best, hilarious, shocking... u've heard

Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- sophiebaby at 20-01-2011 09:27 AM (14 years ago)
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none
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:27 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emepretty at 20-01-2011 09:28 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmnn..Sophiebaby na carry go u take meet ur guy or husband?
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:28 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyin at 20-01-2011 09:29 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm a guy walked upto you and said tht?.wow!.
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 20-01-2011 09:30 AM (14 years ago)
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It was one day that i was drinking ma malt in ladies style jeje ooo....and this handsome tall guy walked up to me and said....Babe you go like BLow JOB wella ooo  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked I was like what??? and the rest is history... Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue La lolo
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Treasure2 at 20-01-2011 09:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Interesting.
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Henchmann at 20-01-2011 09:33 AM (14 years ago)
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I love u, Talk ur own. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adams933 at 20-01-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 20-01-2011 09:30 AM
It was one day that i was drinking ma malt in ladies style jeje ooo....and this handsome tall guy walked up to me and said....Babe you go like BLow JOB wella ooo  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked I was like what??? and the rest is history... Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue La lolo

and you gave it to him.
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emepretty at 20-01-2011 09:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 20-01-2011 09:30 AM
It was one day that i was drinking ma malt in ladies style jeje ooo....and this handsome tall guy walked up to me and said....Babe you go like BLow JOB wella ooo  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked I was like what??? and the rest is history... Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue La lolo

hahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:35 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emepretty at 20-01-2011 09:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on 20-01-2011 09:29 AM
hmmm a guy walked upto you and said tht?.wow!.

yes he did and we lasted for a longgggggggggg time
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Henchmann at 20-01-2011 09:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: adams933 on 20-01-2011 09:34 AM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on 20-01-2011 09:30 AM
It was one day that i was drinking ma malt in ladies style jeje ooo....and this handsome tall guy walked up to me and said....Babe you go like BLow JOB wella ooo  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked I was like what??? and the rest is history... Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue La lolo

and you gave it to him.

Gave wat
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyin at 20-01-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emepretty on 20-01-2011 09:36 AM
Quote from: onyin on 20-01-2011 09:29 AM
hmmm a guy walked upto you and said tht?.wow!.

yes he did and we lasted for a longgggggggggg time
oh ok.
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Henchmann at 20-01-2011 09:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emepretty on 20-01-2011 09:20 AM
We all know guys invent newer ways to ask ladies out.....As a lady,my best pickup line by a guy was when he walked up to me and said...i want to make l**v  to u but i don't think i'll stick around for long coz im not a monogamous man...omg...he caught my attention...i was angry, amazed, astonished,shocked and dt became my longest relationship.

Guys whats ur best line
Ladies, what's the best, hilarious, shocking... u've heard

Longest relationship till wen
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:38 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MissyBarbie at 20-01-2011 09:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: adams933 on 20-01-2011 09:34 AM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on 20-01-2011 09:30 AM
It was one day that i was drinking ma malt in ladies style jeje ooo....and this handsome tall guy walked up to me and said....Babe you go like BLow JOB wella ooo  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked I was like what??? and the rest is history... Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue La lolo

and you gave it to him.
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OMGeee....Gave what to him? Amebo...He was only being funny ooooo....and i meant, we've been best of friends ever since then by saying the REST IS HISTORY oooooo
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 20-01-2011 09:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emepretty on 20-01-2011 09:28 AM
hmmnn..Sophiebaby na carry go u take meet ur guy or husband?

yes oooo....

he saw me at the buka  close to his office with my friend buying jollof rice and at the same tym we were discusing.. i said something that caught his attention.. thou he never  said a word to me. untill after 5months.. the rest is history
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:39 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adams933 at 20-01-2011 09:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Henchmann on 20-01-2011 09:36 AM
Quote from: adams933 on 20-01-2011 09:34 AM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on 20-01-2011 09:30 AM
It was one day that i was drinking ma malt in ladies style jeje ooo....and this handsome tall guy walked up to me and said....Babe you go like BLow JOB wella ooo  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked I was like what??? and the rest is history... Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue La lolo

and you gave it to him.

Gave wat

The blow job na!
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emepretty at 20-01-2011 09:47 AM (14 years ago)
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why u wan know naaaa
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:47 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blessedme at 20-01-2011 09:50 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm, learning
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Henchmann at 20-01-2011 09:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on 20-01-2011 09:50 AM
hmmm, learning

Wetin u dey learn
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- adams933 at 20-01-2011 09:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on 20-01-2011 09:50 AM
hmmm, learning

ask MB for more lecture.
Posted: at 20-01-2011 09:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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