MDS welcome back..have u heard that ive been searching for u
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Quote from: mydicksweet on 20-01-2011 10:01 PM @Emepretty u don come again abi?see if u no want make i send my body guard PJ after u make u just anyway u no what i mean MDS welcome back..have u heard that ive been searching for u
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i don't have any special pickup line,my mouth chooses for itself. Replybesides those that have pickup line,can't last with sweet words when toasting a lady. The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits..
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ILOVE IT...reallyyyyyy?Your mouth chooses for it self..That means ur own na diff case ohhh Reply
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see dem Replyno matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day.
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Quote from: emepretty on 20-01-2011 04:22 PM Quote from: sobeit on 20-01-2011 01:30 PM Quote from: emepretty on 20-01-2011 09:20 AM We all know guys invent newer ways to ask ladies out.....As a lady,my best pickup line by a guy was when he walked up to me and said...i want to make l**v to u but i don't think i'll stick around for long coz im not a monogamous man...omg...he caught my attention...i was angry, amazed, astonished,shocked and dt became my longest relationship. i fancy your style,coz you admire those little bit of bad boys image. lolGuys whats ur best line Ladies, what's the best, hilarious, shocking... u've heard lol.....Sobeit....whats urs na ![]() ![]()
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I MET A GUY YE2DAY GUESS WHAT HE SAID? MA MOTHERphyukER BEAUTIFUL DAMSEL UR phyukING LOOKING LIKE MA phyukING 1DAFUL INDOMIE......THEN I RESPONDED OH FCKING SHIT UR TOO phyukING UGLY 4 MA LIKING Replymy name is kebella ![]() ![]()
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ok ReplyNEMO DAT QUOD NON HABET
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passing Reply
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passing Replyno matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day.
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passing ReplyNEMO DAT QUOD NON HABET
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WHY UNA DEY PASS Replymy name is kebella ![]() ![]()
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thank God I don marry o... all these lessons, where to use am for plenty o! Reply
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i join pass too Reply
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Quote from: kebella on 20-01-2011 03:07 PM Quote from: bella100 on 20-01-2011 01:23 PM As usual.... Dem plenty o, just remembered some... I was with a pal on the beach, he came up and said "Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams". then was another one who said to a friend of mine: My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. but the best was one of my ex, still my friend who said when he saw me for the first time: If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty. Men I tripped! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Quote from: sobeit on 20-01-2011 01:46 PM Quote from: bella100 on 20-01-2011 01:23 PM As usual.... so,meaning you have dated more than 5 guys abi?Dem plenty o, just remembered some... I was with a pal on the beach, he came up and said "Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams". then was another one who said to a friend of mine: My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. but the best was one of my ex, still my friend who said when he saw me for the first time: If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty. Men I tripped! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 20-01-2011 09:30 AM It was one day that i was drinking ma malt in ladies style jeje ooo....and this handsome tall guy walked up to me and said....Babe you go like BLow JOB wella ooo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY
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Just dey waka jeje Reply
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Quote from: bella100 on 21-01-2011 03:26 PM Quote from: sobeit on 20-01-2011 01:46 PM Quote from: bella100 on 20-01-2011 01:23 PM As usual.... so,meaning you have dated more than 5 guys abi?Dem plenty o, just remembered some... I was with a pal on the beach, he came up and said "Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams". then was another one who said to a friend of mine: My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. but the best was one of my ex, still my friend who said when he saw me for the first time: If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty. Men I tripped! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Mallorca see as your teeth big Reply
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on 21-01-2011 03:27 PM Just dey waka jeje wetin u come tell d tall handsome guy na? HOPE IS MY ROAD,VICTORY IS MY DESTINY
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