![-]( "emepretty") emepretty at 20-01-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago)  (f) As usual....
Dem plenty o, just remembered some...
I was with a pal on the beach, he came up and said
"Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams".
then was another one who said to a friend of mine:
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
but the best was one of my ex, still my friend who said when he saw me for the first time:
If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
Men I tripped!
wowwwwwwwwww...u dey hear them plenty oooo | Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "emepretty") emepretty at 20-01-2011 04:26 PM (14 years ago) (f) when i was an undergraduate, staying off camp.
this luvly babe(my landlord's daughter) saw me
coming out from public bathroom one evening
people were not around, she held my towel
rub my thing, the rest is not history cos
she born pikin from there!
haaaaaaaa  | Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "waco") waco at 20-01-2011 04:27 PM (14 years ago) (m) na my fault?
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. | Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 20-01-2011 04:34 PM (14 years ago) (f) hahahaha  dat one go work, i feel it heheheh 
my name is kebella  ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 20-01-2011 04:36 PM (14 years ago) (f) MINE IS GOSSSSSH WHAT A LOVELY POINTY N' CURVE DOWNLOAD YU ' VE GOT ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, PLS BABY CAN I BE UR SQUEZZING MANAGER
ANODA SAY BABE YU VE A SEXY EYEZ THAT BY LOOKING AT YU I DONT MIND MY ANNUAL INCOME
Fantasy Lines i see..... sorry dear yu cant pay in ur anuall income so yu cant be ma squezzing manager
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "waco") waco at 20-01-2011 04:41 PM (14 years ago) (m) i was here
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. | Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Henchmann") Henchmann at 20-01-2011 04:59 PM (14 years ago) (m) i was here
Wetin con happen? | Posted: at 20-01-2011 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 20-01-2011 05:24 PM (14 years ago) (f) I SAW HIM
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 20-01-2011 05:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Kennee") Kennee at 20-01-2011 05:50 PM (14 years ago) (m) No Time for Lines
l make something up according to the Situation
alrite say somtin now, for dis situationPhysical Life Situation and my Mind Set Dearie l Wouldn't use a Pick up Line on the Internet, cos l'll get to know her by Constant Exchanging of emails and Messages 
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE | Posted: at 20-01-2011 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "adams933") adams933 at 20-01-2011 06:17 PM (14 years ago) (m) I wan go sleep, nyt don do 4 ma country. | Posted: at 20-01-2011 06:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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hmmmm | Posted: at 20-01-2011 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Adikpe") Adikpe at 20-01-2011 07:03 PM (14 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "Kennee") Kennee at 20-01-2011 07:04 PM (14 years ago) (m) hmmmm
Can yu Interpret dis Thing yu just Wrote, ehn "Mr Let's Make Naijapals Better"?
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE | Posted: at 20-01-2011 07:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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No Time for Lines
l make something up according to the Situation
alrite say somtin now, for dis situationPhysical Life Situation and my Mind Set Dearie l Wouldn't use a Pick up Line on the Internet, cos l'll get to know her by Constant Exchanging of emails and Messages | Posted: at 20-01-2011 08:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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hmmmm
Can yu Interpret dis Thing yu just Wrote, ehn "Mr Let's Make Naijapals Better"? | Posted: at 20-01-2011 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "ILOVEIT") ILOVEIT at 20-01-2011 08:35 PM (14 years ago) (m) We all know guys invent newer ways to ask ladies out.....As a lady,my best pickup line by a guy was when he walked up to me and said...i want to make l**v to u but i don't think i'll stick around for long coz im not a monogamous man...omg...he caught my attention...i was angry, amazed, astonished,shocked and dt became my longest relationship.
Guys whats ur best line
Ladies, what's the best, hilarious, shocking... u've heard
hmm i see
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits.. | Posted: at 20-01-2011 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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@Emepretty u don come again abi?see if u no want make i send my body guard PJ after u make u just anyway u no what i mean | Posted: at 20-01-2011 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "djosh4cesc") djosh4cesc at 20-01-2011 10:05 PM (14 years ago) (m) bebe what's up kwana | Posted: at 20-01-2011 10:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "djosh4cesc") djosh4cesc at 20-01-2011 10:06 PM (14 years ago) (m) bebe what's up kwanu | Posted: at 20-01-2011 10:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "djosh4cesc") djosh4cesc at 20-01-2011 10:07 PM (14 years ago) (m) bebe what's up kwanu | Posted: at 20-01-2011 10:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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