nellkiss at 24-01-2011 11:22 PM (14 years ago) (f)
One cool evening, a fainted in front of Mr biggs and people gathered him.so a passerby said,give him orange and he will be better. The man on the ground hearing this stood up and said, if i wanted orange, i could have fainted in front of fruit shop..
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Posted: at 24-01-2011 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
wizdum at 24-01-2011 11:26 PM (14 years ago) (m)
na wa 4 u oooh..........
The greatest need of a man is direction;where their is no direction,you dont have a drive.
Posted: at 24-01-2011 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply soki4real at 24-01-2011 11:43 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Funny
Posted: at 24-01-2011 11:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply elusakin at 26-01-2011 05:01 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Very funny.
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:01 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 26-01-2011 06:12 AM (14 years ago) (m)
hehe babe u tried and its very 4ny.kip it up!
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 26-01-2011 06:12 AM (14 years ago) (m)
hehe babe u tried and its very 4ny.kip it up!
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply emmajenic1 at 26-01-2011 07:00 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Can i faint in your front so i can have one of those your melons?
Funny anyway.
Posted: at 26-01-2011 07:00 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply nellkiss at 26-01-2011 09:38 AM (14 years ago) (f)
hehe babe u tried and its very 4ny.kip it up!
thanks
Posted: at 26-01-2011 09:38 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply coolandrea at 26-01-2011 09:41 AM (14 years ago) (f)
U're welcome*
Posted: at 26-01-2011 09:41 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply nellkiss at 26-01-2011 09:43 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Can i faint in your front so i can have one of those your melons?
as u fat like dis, u still want 2 lick melons??
Posted: at 26-01-2011 09:43 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply coolandrea at 26-01-2011 09:45 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Wetin b melon? Na fruit?
Posted: at 26-01-2011 09:45 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply nellkiss at 26-01-2011 09:59 AM (14 years ago) (f)
according 2 emmajenic,melon na fruit wey dey 4 human body
Posted: at 26-01-2011 09:59 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply coolandrea at 26-01-2011 10:01 AM (14 years ago) (f)
U mean say me self get melon 4 body? Which part of d body person fit pluck d melon suck, sorry lick**
Posted: at 26-01-2011 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply nellkiss at 26-01-2011 10:19 AM (14 years ago) (f)
u no fit plug dis one oh..na permanent fruit e be..emmanjenic,riverniger,skypon and terry dey sabi dat one wella
Posted: at 26-01-2011 10:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply coolandrea at 26-01-2011 10:23 AM (14 years ago) (f)
ok, i go wait 4 dem*
Posted: at 26-01-2011 10:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 26-01-2011 12:37 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i don cum so open shirt make i show u where e dey
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply dimejikemi at 26-01-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) (f)
can't stop lafin. u really tried.
kemmy
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply nellkiss at 26-01-2011 02:20 PM (14 years ago) (f)
i don cum so open shirt make i show u where e dey
na under shirt dey melony dey??
Posted: at 26-01-2011 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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what a joke!
Posted: at 26-01-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply just2sexy at 26-01-2011 04:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
good 1
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 26-01-2011 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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