POLISH REMOVAL

Date: 29-01-2011 7:36 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olaoluwa
- at 29-01-2011 07:36 PM (14 years ago)
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A polish man gets married to an american lady,even though his english is not good.After 2 years he goes to a solicitor for a divorce.

Lawyer: whar grounds have you got?

Man:2 acres with house

Lawyer: no,i mean what is the foundation of the case?

Man: cement

Lawyer: (sighs) why do you want a divorce?

Man: she is going to kill me

Lawyer: what makes you say that?

Man: i got proof

Lawyer: what proof?

Man: she gonna poison me

Lawyer: but how do you know?

Man: she bought it from drug store and has kept bottle on the shelf in bathroom

Lawyer: what does it say on the bottle?

Man: "POLISH REMOVER"

Posted: at 29-01-2011 07:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- nellkiss at 29-01-2011 09:28 PM (14 years ago)
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ok na
Posted: at 29-01-2011 09:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 29-01-2011 10:23 PM (14 years ago)
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i like i like! Wink
Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 29-01-2011 10:36 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rosiegirl2 at 29-01-2011 10:42 PM (14 years ago)
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polish remover..lol Smiley
Posted: at 29-01-2011 10:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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