10 Reasons Not To Jog

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

Posted: at 31-01-2011 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

ask am oh!

Posted: at 31-01-2011 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

u phyuk up

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Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 1-02-2011 06:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i pass

Posted: at 1-02-2011 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ok ma, we go show am mercy johnson

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Posted: at 2-02-2011 12:22 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

how you take jog pass?
cuz i no see your leg,or even hand,con talk of head.
na only yanshi i see,where the rest of your body?
i just dey wonder how yansh go dey jog pass,

Posted: at 2-02-2011 06:41 AM (14 years ago) |

no be lia,him body don vanish

Posted: at 2-02-2011 07:56 AM (14 years ago) |

him body enter him nyash

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Posted: at 2-02-2011 08:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

controversy, no be my portion ooooo
God forbid

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Posted: at 2-02-2011 08:23 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero