wise obasanjor!

Date: 01-02-2011 12:56 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 1-02-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Baba Sege got an invitation from the Queen to come &
visit her in England ,  One afternoon, while drinking
tea in the palace, he asked the queen her success
secret. She told him that she relies on her people a
lot, and therefore she must be certain that they are
intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what she
meant, so she called Tony Blair on the phone.

'Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask
Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence. ,

Queen: ' Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you:
your mother has a child, and your father has a child.
This child's not your brother and is not your sister.
Who is he then?'

Tony Blair: 'Obviously, it's me!'

Queen: 'Correct! Thank you, bye'. 'Did you get that
Mr. Obasanjo?' the queen asked.

Obasanjo answered: 'Yes, thx a lot, I'll definitely be
using that!'

As soon as Obasanjo got back to Nigeria , he knew that
he has doubt about Atiku's intelligence, and he was
going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting
with him and asked him:

'Atiku, I have a question for you; your mother has a
child and your father has a child. The child is not
your brother and is not your sister, who is he?.'

Atiku thinks,  and thinks, 'Em,  you must give
me some time to think about it.'

So Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come out
with an answer.

That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting to discuss the
question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an
Atiku family tree, but to no avail! The next morning,
he realized he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a
last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of
  Ghana ,

' Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has
a child. The child is not your brother and is not your
sister, who is he?'

Jerry answers immediately. 'Hey, Atiku, It is me of
course, you dumb Nigerian!'

Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, he was quite very
impressed to have got the answer to such a difficult
question. 'Mr. President, I know who he is, it's Jerry
Rawlings, former President of Ghana!'

Obasanjo replied: 'Jerry Rawlings ko, Jerry Gana ni.
You are such a stupid Vice President! I'll make sure
you're removed from office.
Obasanjo answered and said: The child is TONY BLAIR

Posted: at 1-02-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Abolore05 at 1-02-2011 01:16 PM (13 years ago)
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passing....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 1-02-2011 01:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago)
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overposted!
Posted: at 1-02-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 1-02-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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ok i no post again  Embarrassed
Posted: at 1-02-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe guy abeg no vex but it has  been pb4.
U dey try sha.
Posted: at 1-02-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 1-02-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago)
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na me post am b4 so makes a lil or no diff  Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 1-02-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jjdogara at 1-02-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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i am missing sometin
Posted: at 1-02-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 1-02-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  1-02-2011 01:39 PM
hehehe guy abeg no vex but it has  been pb4.
U dey try sha.

Y r u begging him? let him vex turn to vexpa nah!
Posted: at 1-02-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 1-02-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on  1-02-2011 01:49 PM
na me post am b4 so makes a lil or no diff  Tongue Tongue
Congrats!!
Posted: at 1-02-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 1-02-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 1-02-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on  1-02-2011 02:05 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on  1-02-2011 01:49 PM
na me post am b4 so makes a lil or no diff  Tongue Tongue
Congrats!!
tell me wetin i go say to u cos me i no knw Huh?  Huh?
Posted: at 1-02-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
meet me on fb and c u guys.
Posted: at 1-02-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 1-02-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago)
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umm, I been laugh heartily sha!
Posted: at 1-02-2011 04:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- temzyflexxy at 1-02-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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two fools make sure u no join dem
Posted: at 1-02-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 1-02-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
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joke! joke!! joke!!! joke!!!!
and yet no joke in it Grin Grin Grin Grin

poster u tried a little anyway Wink Wink
Posted: at 1-02-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 2-02-2011 02:03 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on  1-02-2011 01:49 PM
na me post am b4 so makes a lil or no diff  Tongue Tongue
So u know.I don tell u say make u no dey smoke dat tin again.
Posted: at 2-02-2011 02:03 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 2-02-2011 08:02 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaahhaaaaa
him dey smoke grass?
Posted: at 2-02-2011 08:02 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- uchechrs at 2-02-2011 01:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  2-02-2011 08:02 AM
hahahahahahahaahhaaaaa
him dey smoke grass?
NO HIM DEY DRINKAM
Posted: at 2-02-2011 01:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nellkiss at 2-02-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4 mrovue
Posted: at 2-02-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- olooworlay at 2-02-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago)
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dat was quite a stong one.
Posted: at 2-02-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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