LOVE BY FALSE

Date: 03-02-2011 3:30 am (14 years ago) | Author: ☆Papi☆Psalm ᵛᵉʳᶤᶠᶤᵉᵈ
- at 3-02-2011 03:30 AM (14 years ago)
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

Posted: at 3-02-2011 03:30 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 3-02-2011 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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this joke is older than my dead grandfather Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 3-02-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
Another cloned pb4 joke Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 3-02-2011 08:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  3-02-2011 04:44 PM
this joke is older than my dead grandfather Grin Grin
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 3-02-2011 10:06 PM (14 years ago)
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this has been posted b4 ooooo
beware!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 10:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 3-02-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  3-02-2011 10:06 PM
this has been posted b4 ooooo
beware!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin

and bewarned Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xavexdo5 at 3-02-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  3-02-2011 11:19 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  3-02-2011 10:06 PM
this has been posted b4 ooooo
beware!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin

and bewarned Grin
GBAM! Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 5-02-2011 12:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on  3-02-2011 11:19 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  3-02-2011 10:06 PM
this has been posted b4 ooooo
beware!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin

and bewarned Grin
and keep off
Posted: at 5-02-2011 12:29 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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