Drinking is Injurious to Health and Wealth!

Date: 04-02-2011 6:03 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Egwe Baba
- at 4-02-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just 
switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : we have arrived


The first man gave him money.
The second one thanked him.
But the third one slapped him.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must 
have had realized that the car didn't move an inch.
So, he asked the third man :
what was that for?
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the third man replied : control your speed next time onwards. you almost 
killed us!!

Posted: at 4-02-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- xavexdo5 at 4-02-2011 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe!
jonzing.
i love dis joke.
nice 1
 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 4-02-2011 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 4-02-2011 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
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this joke 2gbaski.
Posted: at 4-02-2011 06:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 4-02-2011 10:46 PM (14 years ago)
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this is interesting
but has been posted b4 Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2011 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- semireh at 4-02-2011 10:51 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 4-02-2011 10:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- fandos at 5-02-2011 08:57 PM (14 years ago)
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I still de wonder who get sense pass among dis guyz
Posted: at 5-02-2011 08:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- soki4real at 6-02-2011 02:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 10:46 PM
this is interesting
but has been posted b4 Grin Grin

Na only PB4 you cum talk for here ? lol
Posted: at 6-02-2011 02:00 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- soki4real at 6-02-2011 02:01 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 6-02-2011 02:01 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 6-02-2011 02:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice but posted b4 b4 like skypon talk am
Posted: at 6-02-2011 02:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fandos at 6-02-2011 09:29 AM (14 years ago)
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 Cool Cool
Posted: at 6-02-2011 09:29 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 6-02-2011 11:32 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 6-02-2011 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-02-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 6-02-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 6-02-2011 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
b4 b4 story Sad
Posted: at 6-02-2011 09:59 PM (14 years ago) |
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- xavexdo5 at 6-02-2011 10:02 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-02-2011 10:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 7-02-2011 11:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: soki4real on  6-02-2011 02:00 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-02-2011 10:46 PM
this is interesting
but has been posted b4 Grin Grin

Na only PB4 you cum talk for here ? lol

no i read am, after i read am, i come say posted b4 Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-02-2011 11:09 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-02-2011 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  6-02-2011 02:21 AM
Nice but posted b4 b4 like skypon talk am
Wink Wink
yes, na me talk am Grin
Posted: at 7-02-2011 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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