A mad woman registered her son in one primary skuul in their community. One day d teacher was teaching n asking d class questions one after d other n when its the boys turn d teacher asked him, who was d 1st president of USA? D boy did not say anything, then again who was d 1st president of Nig? He did not know it either. So the teacher flogged him very hard n d boy jumped through d window, headed to d market 2 tell his mother. When d mother saw him, she asked him who did dis 2 u n d boy said it’s d teacher. D mad woman now went n bought a big cain n took d boy back to their skuul. When they got to their class she asked d teacher why did u flogged my son in dis manner. Teacher: “Your son is a dumb type” I asked him who was d first President of USA, he did not know it and I asked d first president of Nig, he did not know it either, but that was what I just taught them dis morning.
She said 2 d teacher, U as teacher did u know d first of every thing? D teacher said ofcuz yes dats y I am a teacher, I was trained to know many things. D mad woman said let me ask u just a simple question, who was d 1st mad man in USA? D teacher was shocked at d question n did not say a word, again who was d 1st mad man in Nigeria? D teacher did not say a word. She brought out d cain she was hiding behind n flogged the teacher severely n then said 2her son lets go I will be teaching u by myself I just realized dat dis teacher knows nothing.
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 10-02-2011 10:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 11-02-2011 07:58 AM (14 years ago) (m)
funny
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 11-02-2011 07:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 11-02-2011 11:04 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: mrvoue on 11-02-2011 11:44 AM
who b d 1st mad poster 4 this forum? na jossy4reall
@mrvoue: e be like say na for motherless babies dem pick u, bcuz I can c say u no suck ur mothers Bosom . Na milk 4rm goat and pick they take feed u dats y u go open ur mouth dey vomitt d rotten milk.
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 11-02-2011 11:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
DaCutest at 12-02-2011 12:34 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 11-02-2011 11:04 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 11-02-2011 11:44 AM
who b d 1st mad poster 4 this forum? na jossy4reall
@mrvoue: e be like say na for motherless babies dem pick u, bcuz I can c say u no suck ur mothers Bosom . Na milk 4rm goat and pick they take feed u dats y u go open ur mouth dey vomitt d rotten milk.
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 10:44 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 11-02-2011 11:04 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 11-02-2011 11:44 AM
who b d 1st mad poster 4 this forum? na jossy4reall
@mrvoue: e be like say na for motherless babies dem pick u, bcuz I can c say u no suck ur mothers Bosom . Na milk 4rm goat and pick they take feed u dats y u go open ur mouth dey vomitt d rotten milk.
him suck rat milk
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 17-02-2011 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
the 1st mad reader na u 
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