"DADDY HOW WAS I BORN?"
FINALLY HIS FATHER GIVE INN AND EXPLAINED THUS
WELL, SON, I GUESS ONE DAY YOU WILL NEED TO FIND OUT ANYWAY!
YOU SEE, YOUR MUM AND I GOT TOGETHER IN A CHAT ROOM ON YAHOO.
THEN I SET UP A DATE VIA E-MAIL WITH YOUR MUM
AND WE MEET AT A CYBER-CAFE.
WE SNEAKED INTO A SECLUDED ROOM, AND GOOGLED EACH OTHER.
THERE YOUR MOTHER AGREED TO DOWNLOAD FROM MY HARD DRIVE.
AS SOON AS I WAS READY TO UPLOAD,
WE DISCOVERED THAT NEITHER OF US HAD USE A FIREWALL.
AND SINCE IT WAS TOO LATE TO HIT THE DELETE BUTTON;
NINE MONTHS LATER A LITTLE POP-UP APPEARED THAT SAID...............
YOU GOT MALE!!!!
AND THAT IS JONHNNY!!!
Smile and Laugh more. They are natural anti-depressants
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