ifeanyincc at 13-02-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago) (m)
These days, the way people answer calls when they borrow money from you and you call to know when they would pay it is shocking to here. You call and they answer with confidence. This is the Lagos State mortuary, to pick a body press 1, to drop press 2, to book mortuary services press 3 and if you want to die press 4. Am waiting for your response.
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Posted: at 13-02-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
mosaino at 13-02-2011 05:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
guy u too funny,i love ur jokes
Posted: at 13-02-2011 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply Dramundu at 13-02-2011 06:04 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Reply giftmurphy at 13-02-2011 06:57 PM (14 years ago) (f)
interestin.....nice,,,,,,
Posted: at 13-02-2011 06:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply enoibd at 14-02-2011 12:26 PM (14 years ago) (m)
nice
Posted: at 14-02-2011 12:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply xavexdo5 at 14-02-2011 12:39 PM (14 years ago) (m)
ok
Posted: at 14-02-2011 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply mrvoue at 14-02-2011 01:07 PM (14 years ago) (m)
olrite
Posted: at 14-02-2011 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 14-02-2011 01:35 PM (14 years ago) (m)
cool joke and i wont press any in jesus name!
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 14-02-2011 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply at 14-02-2011 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
ok poster ,you dey work for mortuary abi?
Posted: at 14-02-2011 01:49 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply fmj4real at 14-02-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Posted: at 14-02-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply terryworld at 14-02-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago) (m)
lol
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 14-02-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply at 14-02-2011 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
you don smoke igbo!!!!! you eyes don close
Posted: at 14-02-2011 02:11 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply opesoyemi at 14-02-2011 02:16 PM (14 years ago) (m)
guess u av don it b4 abi?
Posted: at 14-02-2011 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply at 14-02-2011 02:22 PM (14 years ago)
no be you i see wey dey swag pass now now like fela,
igbo!!!! man like you
Posted: at 14-02-2011 02:22 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply mrvoue at 14-02-2011 02:25 PM (14 years ago) (m)
igbo claro
Posted: at 14-02-2011 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 14-02-2011 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
call am again
Posted: at 14-02-2011 02:27 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply mrvoue at 14-02-2011 03:38 PM (14 years ago) (m)
igbo claro!
Posted: at 14-02-2011 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 14-02-2011 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
igbo claro
,
Posted: at 14-02-2011 03:59 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply mrvoue at 14-02-2011 04:13 PM (14 years ago) (m)
u like am?
Posted: at 14-02-2011 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 14-02-2011 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
you fit like am
Posted: at 14-02-2011 04:16 PM (14 years ago) |
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