ifeanyincc at 14-02-2011 12:31 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Somebody wanted to die one day... he took the rope. on his way to the bush..he passed by the road, crossed the road carefull, ...and straight to the bush..when he got there he begun to prepare the rope and tied it up to the tree branch. then he decided to say his own last prayers ..but b4 he could even close his eyes to pray he turned his head back... and this time he was eye to eye with the King of the Jungle Lion.. he started shoughting.. heeelp!!!heelp,..Lion.. Lion..
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Posted: at 14-02-2011 12:31 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
giftmurphy at 14-02-2011 09:30 AM (14 years ago) (f)
ok....was finkin i wud laugh...i heard d joke wen i was in nursery school.....but u try sha....
Posted: at 14-02-2011 09:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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hio hio hehehhehehe............he no won die again ni now
Posted: at 14-02-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Posted: at 14-02-2011 12:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply MacDaniel at 14-02-2011 12:08 PM (14 years ago) (m)
its a start......
;Dyou try
Posted: at 14-02-2011 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 14-02-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hmmm quite boring
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 14-02-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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Posted: at 14-02-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply fmj4real at 14-02-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i beg no mind the person he no wan die RAW DEATH
Posted: at 14-02-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply Sheree at 14-02-2011 04:40 PM (14 years ago) (f)
na wa o, where u dey dig ur joke come out from? dry no be small.
Posted: at 14-02-2011 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply opesoyemi at 14-02-2011 05:29 PM (14 years ago) (m)
very very dry tin
Posted: at 14-02-2011 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply MacDaniel at 14-02-2011 05:45 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Reply at 14-02-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
na for this poster,
watin happen nah?
abi you drink igbe people fanta?
Posted: at 14-02-2011 05:52 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply MacDaniel at 14-02-2011 05:56 PM (14 years ago) (m)
come make una give am support na
maybe e fit try better next time
Posted: at 14-02-2011 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 14-02-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
ok you give am support first,
but post the support for my account,
i day come make i give you account no and bank name
Posted: at 14-02-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply MacDaniel at 14-02-2011 06:07 PM (14 years ago) (m)
???dry ::)drier >:(driest
poster you have my support to jnmp into the nearest borrow pit
Posted: at 14-02-2011 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 14-02-2011 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
ok poster na bad supporter you get ooo,
oya go jump
Posted: at 14-02-2011 06:11 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply MacDaniel at 14-02-2011 06:13 PM (14 years ago) (m)
you no hear??
Posted: at 14-02-2011 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 14-02-2011 06:15 PM (14 years ago)
him never hear,
him dey for native doc,
Posted: at 14-02-2011 06:15 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply MacDaniel at 14-02-2011 06:19 PM (14 years ago) (m)
that bia bia don cover en ear
Posted: at 14-02-2011 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply MacDaniel at 14-02-2011 06:38 PM (14 years ago) (m)
time to die
come again
Posted: at 14-02-2011 06:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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