sweet cane

Date: 17-02-2011 2:34 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Arowosegbe Olooworlay James
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- at 17-02-2011 02:34 PM (13 years ago)
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NOTICE: dis is a tru life joke

wen i was in primary skul (maranatha children school, trikania-kaduna), i had dis classm8;Tina Pius was her name. one day, she was lickin sweets in d class durin classes.on sightin Tina,our teacher uncle Sam asked her. d followin conversation ensued:

uncle Sam:     "wat is in ur mouth?"

Tina:          "hmnmnhnm" she grumbled silently

uncle Sam:     "i say, wat are u eatin?"

Tina:          "notin" she lied

getting angry, uncle Sam pick up his cane WHAM!!!

Tina:          "sweeeeet"

this infuriated ucle sam tinkin she said d cain was sweet, not knowin dat sha was tryin 2 say dat she was lickin sweets.

Posted: at 17-02-2011 02:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheree at 17-02-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 17-02-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 17-02-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 17-02-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 06:36 PM (13 years ago)
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this is rubbish Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-02-2011 06:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 17-02-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: olooworlay on 17-02-2011 02:34 PM
NOTICE: dis is a tru life joke

wen i was in primary skul (maranatha children school, trikania-kaduna), i had dis classm8;Tina Pius was her name. one day, she was lickin sweets in d class durin classes.on sightin Tina,our teacher uncle Sam asked her. d followin conversation ensued:

uncle Sam:     "wat is in ur mouth?"

Tina:          "hmnmnhnm" she grumbled silently

uncle Sam:     "i say, wat are u eatin?"

Tina:          "notin" she lied

getting angry, uncle Sam pick up his cane WHAM!!!

Tina:          "sweeeeet"

this infuriated ucle sam tinkin she said d cain was sweet, not knowin dat sha was tryin 2 say dat she was lickin sweets.
SO?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 17-02-2011 11:10 PM (13 years ago)
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even now u are still in d primary skuul
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- olooworlay at 17-02-2011 11:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-02-2011 11:10 PM
even now u are still in d primary skuul

between me n u, na wu still dey primary skul....u no dey understand gud english, na so so pidgin...."wen" no b present tense.....abeg get sense n if u no fit get, borrow Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 17-02-2011 11:38 PM (13 years ago)
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hey!!  na vex be dat? ok sorry I no kno say na Aboki sence u get. keep it up
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- olooworlay at 17-02-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-02-2011 11:38 PM
hey!!  na vex be dat? ok sorry I no kno say na Aboki sence u get. keep it up

ha ha ha! c person wey dey talk say i get aboki sense.....ur profile pic don show say u b aboki
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 18-02-2011 12:10 AM (13 years ago)
and the winner is  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes?
Posted: at 18-02-2011 12:10 AM (13 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 18-02-2011 12:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: olooworlay on 17-02-2011 11:46 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-02-2011 11:38 PM
hey!!  na vex be dat? ok sorry I no kno say na Aboki sence u get. keep it up

ha ha ha! c person wey dey talk say i get aboki sense.....ur profile pic don show say u b aboki
 Boy, Its just a complement n notin more. So u don't need 2 share it wit me, take it its  all urs.  Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 18-02-2011 12:20 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- olooworlay at 18-02-2011 12:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 18-02-2011 12:20 AM
Quote from: olooworlay on 17-02-2011 11:46 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-02-2011 11:38 PM
hey!!  na vex be dat? ok sorry I no kno say na Aboki sence u get. keep it up

ha ha ha! c person wey dey talk say i get aboki sense.....ur profile pic don show say u b aboki
 Boy, Its just a complement n notin more. So u don't need 2 share it wit me, take it its  all urs.  Smiley Smiley

kai! Angry Angry >:(comot dia, i neva get wetin 2 do u Undecided
Posted: at 18-02-2011 12:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 20-02-2011 03:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 17-02-2011 08:55 PM
Quote from: olooworlay on 17-02-2011 02:34 PM
NOTICE: dis is a tru life joke

wen i was in primary skul (maranatha children school, trikania-kaduna), i had dis classm8;Tina Pius was her name. one day, she was lickin sweets in d class durin classes.on sightin Tina,our teacher uncle Sam asked her. d followin conversation ensued:

uncle Sam:     "wat is in ur mouth?"

Tina:          "hmnmnhnm" she grumbled silently

uncle Sam:     "i say, wat are u eatin?"

Tina:          "notin" she lied

getting angry, uncle Sam pick up his cane WHAM!!!

Tina:          "sweeeeet"

this infuriated ucle sam tinkin she said d cain was sweet, not knowin dat sha was tryin 2 say dat she was lickin sweets.
SO?Huh?Huh??

ee com finish Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2011 03:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 20-02-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha @ jossy and posta confrontation
Posted: at 20-02-2011 09:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 20-02-2011 09:47 AM (13 years ago)
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ok i've got sweet in my mouth too so wat?
Posted: at 20-02-2011 09:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-02-2011 09:59 AM (13 years ago)
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then am gonna whip ur ass but in my house
Posted: at 20-02-2011 09:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 20-02-2011 10:05 AM (13 years ago)
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oya give me ur address Wink
Posted: at 20-02-2011 10:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-02-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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u go cum if i give u?
But rmemba say u go dey naked dey receive d cane oo
Posted: at 20-02-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 20-02-2011 10:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-02-2011 10:12 AM
u go cum if i give u?
But rmemba say u go dey naked dey receive d cane oo

onye arurualah Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2011 10:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 20-02-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-02-2011 10:12 AM
u go cum if i give u?
But rmemba say u go dey naked dey receive d cane oo
y not, wats d point of the whole shit? Wink Wink
Posted: at 20-02-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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