wen i was in primary skul (maranatha children school, trikania-kaduna), i had dis classm8;Tina Pius was her name. one day, she was lickin sweets in d class durin classes.on sightin Tina,our teacher uncle Sam asked her. d followin conversation ensued:
uncle Sam: "wat is in ur mouth?"
Tina: "hmnmnhnm" she grumbled silently
uncle Sam: "i say, wat are u eatin?"
Tina: "notin" she lied
getting angry, uncle Sam pick up his cane WHAM!!!
Tina: "sweeeeet"
this infuriated ucle sam tinkin she said d cain was sweet, not knowin dat sha was tryin 2 say dat she was lickin sweets.
Posted: at 17-02-2011 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
giftmurphy at 17-02-2011 08:55 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: olooworlay on 17-02-2011 02:34 PM
NOTICE: dis is a tru life joke
wen i was in primary skul (maranatha children school, trikania-kaduna), i had dis classm8;Tina Pius was her name. one day, she was lickin sweets in d class durin classes.on sightin Tina,our teacher uncle Sam asked her. d followin conversation ensued:
uncle Sam: "wat is in ur mouth?"
Tina: "hmnmnhnm" she grumbled silently
uncle Sam: "i say, wat are u eatin?"
Tina: "notin" she lied
getting angry, uncle Sam pick up his cane WHAM!!!
Tina: "sweeeeet"
this infuriated ucle sam tinkin she said d cain was sweet, not knowin dat sha was tryin 2 say dat she was lickin sweets.
SO??
Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
olooworlay at 17-02-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 17-02-2011 11:10 PM
even now u are still in d primary skuul
between me n u, na wu still dey primary skul....u no dey understand gud english, na so so pidgin...."wen" no b present tense.....abeg get sense n if u no fit get, borrow
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Skypon2002 at 20-02-2011 03:39 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: giftmurphy on 17-02-2011 08:55 PM
Quote from: olooworlay on 17-02-2011 02:34 PM
NOTICE: dis is a tru life joke
wen i was in primary skul (maranatha children school, trikania-kaduna), i had dis classm8;Tina Pius was her name. one day, she was lickin sweets in d class durin classes.on sightin Tina,our teacher uncle Sam asked her. d followin conversation ensued:
uncle Sam: "wat is in ur mouth?"
Tina: "hmnmnhnm" she grumbled silently
uncle Sam: "i say, wat are u eatin?"
Tina: "notin" she lied
getting angry, uncle Sam pick up his cane WHAM!!!
Tina: "sweeeeet"
this infuriated ucle sam tinkin she said d cain was sweet, not knowin dat sha was tryin 2 say dat she was lickin sweets.
SO??
ee com finish
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-02-2011 03:39 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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