ATM MACHINE

Date: 18-02-2011 8:36 am (14 years ago) | Author: ismail mohd salisu
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- at 18-02-2011 08:36 AM (14 years ago)
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an igbo man was attacked by a group of armed robbers he quickly put his money in his mouth in order not to be robbed,the armed robbers started searching and beating the passengers one after the other then when it was the igbo mans turn one of the armed robbers gave him a slap and money fell out of his mouth the armed robber gave him another slap and money fell out of his mouth again the armed robber called his brothers and said nna see new ATM machine password na just one slap they kept on slaping the igbo man until he was uable to dispense cash

Posted: at 18-02-2011 08:36 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Deffney at 6-03-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

make u manage come..i dey slap you! Grin
Posted: at 6-03-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 6-03-2011 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol funny yoke  Cool Grin
Posted: at 6-03-2011 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 6-03-2011 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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I Gbadu dis new ATM machine wella
infact I dey wait for Emejuru, Kenolis and Stephen
make I slap them since dem be Igbo dudes,
so that I go collect my own share of the money.
Posted: at 6-03-2011 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Hollermeelaycon at 6-03-2011 04:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Sory i no fit laf.
Posted: at 6-03-2011 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bukunolami at 6-03-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed findin it hard 2 laf
Posted: at 6-03-2011 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Fashalyn at 6-03-2011 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Hollermeelaycon on  6-03-2011 04:50 PM
Sory i no fit laf.
Make u cry na, dat one go beta.
Posted: at 6-03-2011 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-03-2011 09:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Poster deserve multiple hot slaps to call back his attention since he does not know na piracy b dis
na u put d money 4 d Igbo man mouth
Posted: at 6-03-2011 09:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 6-03-2011 09:27 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 6-03-2011 09:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 6-03-2011 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  6-03-2011 09:04 PM
Poster deserve multiple hot slaps to call back his attention since he does not know na piracy b dis
na u put d money 4 d Igbo man mouth
Which kind piracy?
E be like say I go begin slap u my own oh!!
weda money go come out.
Posted: at 6-03-2011 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 6-03-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  6-03-2011 09:59 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  6-03-2011 09:04 PM
Poster deserve multiple hot slaps to call back his attention since he does not know na piracy b dis
na u put d money 4 d Igbo man mouth
Which kind piracy?
E be like say I go begin slap u my own oh!!
weda money go come out.

ehen na ....go and slap am! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
make i slap all i dey meet in the street...
Posted: at 6-03-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 05:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  6-03-2011 11:11 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  6-03-2011 09:59 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  6-03-2011 09:04 PM
Poster deserve multiple hot slaps to call back his attention since he does not know na piracy b dis
na u put d money 4 d Igbo man mouth
Which kind piracy?
E be like say I go begin slap u my own oh!!
weda money go come out.

ehen na ....go and slap am! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
make i slap all i dey meet in the street...
Sis ure in the spirit, cos dis na the new way forward from brokage
Posted: at 7-03-2011 05:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 7-03-2011 05:09 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
abi? Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2011 05:09 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 05:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  7-03-2011 05:09 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
abi? Grin
Yes oh!!!
Posted: at 7-03-2011 05:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 7-03-2011 07:46 AM (14 years ago)
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hahaha funny.halla ibos
Posted: at 7-03-2011 07:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 7-03-2011 08:16 AM (14 years ago)
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i will slap you Terry!
Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:16 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 7-03-2011 08:27 AM (14 years ago)
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u will slap who?
When was d last time sb slapped u on ya boobs?
Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 7-03-2011 08:29 AM (14 years ago)
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na you!
na secrettttttttt Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:29 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 7-03-2011 09:13 AM (14 years ago)
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ok cum slap me 4 dick deffn
Posted: at 7-03-2011 09:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 7-03-2011 09:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  7-03-2011 09:13 AM
ok cum slap me 4 dick deffn

i no like slap ur police..
e no money commot der

Posted: at 7-03-2011 09:22 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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