MAGIC SANDALS{Sex Caution}

Date: 21-11-2008 10:30 am (16 years ago) | Author: habzee
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- at 21-11-2008 10:30 AM (16 years ago)
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This married couple were on holiday in India. They were touring around a busy Bombay marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

The married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild and crazy at the sex, just like great desert camel."

Well, the wife's eyes lit up as her husband wasn't exactly the sex god he thought...far from it in fact. The husband felt he really didn't need them though, "How on earth can a pair of sandals turn somebody into a sex freak???"

The Indian man replied, "Please kind sir, just try dem on...."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many a year!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs. The Indian then began screaming,

"YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!" Shocked Shocked Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- orezo at 21-11-2008 10:46 AM (16 years ago)
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Hahahaaaa.Very Very Funny... Dis is d Funniest joke i've read 2day...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 10:51 AM (16 years ago)
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yuck too raw Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 11:13 AM (16 years ago)
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Hahaha...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:13 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 12:08 PM (16 years ago)
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@rezi..got it...im gonna pretend its not funny Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 01:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Na this kind thing orezo dey like una no see d way im open teeth dey happy say d joke funny. shey when i see orezo get dirty mine, una no believe
Posted: at 21-11-2008 01:58 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- frenzeecool_08 at 21-11-2008 02:03 PM (16 years ago)
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@Jboy  don't pretend u don't like the joke, cos u are 2 of a kind
Posted: at 21-11-2008 02:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 02:04 PM (16 years ago)
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My mind clean ooh... Na wan kon pour dirty put inside now...

And u freenze... Who and who be kind...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 02:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 02:16 PM (16 years ago)
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Orezo na me and u be kind. Abi u wan deny me now.
Posted: at 21-11-2008 02:16 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 21-11-2008 02:31 PM (16 years ago)
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OK NOW
Posted: at 21-11-2008 02:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 02:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Im(orezo) know every thing now even that time for urhobo college wey we dey use mirror look our teacher pant im know now.
Posted: at 21-11-2008 02:40 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 21-11-2008 02:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Copy-right, please collect license. You try for posting it sha!
Posted: at 21-11-2008 02:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 21-11-2008 03:07 PM (16 years ago)
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dis joke dry jare, aba wetin! 
Posted: at 21-11-2008 03:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 03:11 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 21-11-2008 03:07 PM
dis joke dry jare, aba wetin! 

did you say its really dry? I cant believe  Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 21-11-2008 03:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 11:09 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 21-11-2008 02:40 PM
Im(orezo) know every thing now even that time for urhobo college wey we dey use mirror look our teacher pant im know now.
quiet there!!! you no where urhobo college dey? abi na gist dem give you? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 11:12 PM (16 years ago)
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LOL....what poppin in Urohbo coll...nafing cosign me..Lord of Ajasa...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 22-11-2008 12:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 21-11-2008 03:07 PM
dis joke dry jare, aba wetin! 
you lack humourous hormones Tongue
Posted: at 22-11-2008 12:20 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jannee at 22-11-2008 12:22 AM (16 years ago)
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So harsh
Posted: at 22-11-2008 12:22 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 02:21 AM (16 years ago)
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   Very funny.
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:21 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 23-11-2008 08:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Rezi i pity u o, u dey ask me where urhobo college dey. When dat warri crisis dey shele, where u dey?
Posted: at 23-11-2008 08:20 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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