My wife is poisoning me.

Date: 12-03-2011 4:44 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Mumuni Samandi
- at 12-03-2011 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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A man goes to see his Rabbi.

"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asks, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

The next day the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?"

The man anxiously answers, "Yes."

"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.

Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- bodeniyi at 12-03-2011 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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and warris dis?
Posted: at 12-03-2011 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 12-03-2011 06:04 PM (14 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- estilizo at 12-03-2011 07:52 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 12-03-2011 07:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-03-2011 08:17 PM (14 years ago)
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so wat?
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-03-2011 11:39 PM (14 years ago)
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chei dis poster u well soo
Posted: at 12-03-2011 11:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BenGracr at 13-03-2011 01:05 AM (14 years ago)
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::)thinking?????????????/What's the poison?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:05 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Deffney at 13-03-2011 01:10 AM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:10 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 01:12 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-03-2011 01:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 13-03-2011 04:39 AM (14 years ago)
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abeg wetin dis post come mean na?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 04:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 13-03-2011 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 13-03-2011 01:12 AM
lol

wetin funny here?Huh? wetin be the poison?Huh???
Posted: at 13-03-2011 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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