Visiting Pastor

Date: 27-03-2011 9:28 pm (14 years ago) | Author: kay
- at 27-03-2011 09:28 PM (14 years ago)
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A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:

I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10

Posted: at 27-03-2011 09:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Destinytalks at 27-03-2011 10:17 PM (14 years ago)
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buwahahahaha....nyc 1 posta, hop tz nt pb4 sha
Posted: at 27-03-2011 10:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 27-03-2011 10:27 PM (14 years ago)
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which kind nice joke?

this one na joke?
hhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg Angry Angry

Posted: at 27-03-2011 10:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dollymacy at 28-03-2011 09:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 27-03-2011 10:27 PM
which kind nice joke?

this one na joke?
hhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg Angry Angry

ashewo
Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dollymacy at 28-03-2011 09:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 28-03-2011 09:39 AM
pb4
good
Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:42 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 28-03-2011 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-03-2011 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 28-03-2011 03:29 PM (14 years ago)
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funny.......... but make una dey post joke and not biblical joke

Posted: at 28-03-2011 03:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 11:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dollymacy on 28-03-2011 09:29 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 27-03-2011 10:27 PM
which kind nice joke?

this one na joke?
hhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg Angry Angry

ashewo

 Angry Angry Angry
wetin that one come mean?
i carry ur wife?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

Posted: at 28-03-2011 11:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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