Emmagency9 at 31-03-2011 08:58 PM (14 years ago) (m)
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" ask the guy. Realizing he's inexperience she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she is talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in the position , she lets go a rip-roaring fart. "What the hell was that for?" he asks. "Oops! sorry, "lets try it again." she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets out a ripper. The guy gets up and start to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're really fighting crazy!!
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If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 31-03-2011 08:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
at 31-03-2011 09:04 PM (14 years ago)
very funny ,hehehe poster you try
for this one,but your yeye na unlimited
Posted: at 31-03-2011 09:04 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply Omilim at 31-03-2011 09:12 PM (14 years ago) (f)
nice try emmagency9
Posted: at 31-03-2011 09:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 01:06 AM (14 years ago) (f)
shuoo!! na which kind yeye game be dat one na?
AM PROUD TO BE AN ADVENTIST!!!
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 1-04-2011 01:07 AM (14 years ago)
ask them
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:07 AM (14 years ago) |
Reply zeigbo at 1-04-2011 09:10 AM (14 years ago) (m)
this is stupid
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 1-04-2011 09:10 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply bodeniyi at 1-04-2011 01:00 PM (14 years ago) (m)
nice
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Atunjel at 1-04-2011 01:48 PM (14 years ago) (m)
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafs
nice one
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply at 1-04-2011 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
thanks man
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:49 PM (14 years ago) |
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I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 1-04-2011 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
ok no talk
Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:02 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply Deffney at 1-04-2011 02:37 PM (14 years ago) (f)
hehehehehehehe
joke for this month ooo
winner emmagency9
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply at 1-04-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
says who?
Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply Deffney at 1-04-2011 02:40 PM (14 years ago) (f)
says the person above you
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Emmagency9 at 1-04-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hehehehehehehe
Hahahahahah. I rock. Enemies start opposing.
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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hehehehehehehe
Hahahahahah. I rock. Enemies start opposing.
@poster you don spoil
Posted: at 1-04-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Deffney at 1-04-2011 03:02 PM (14 years ago) (f)
hehehehehehehe
Hahahahahah. I rock. Enemies start opposing.
na who?
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Emmagency9 at 1-04-2011 03:21 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Enemies like stephen153 and yeye Emejuru. Thanks deffney
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Deffney at 1-04-2011 03:22 PM (14 years ago) (f)
see i dey smell fight here
welcome emmergency!
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply at 1-04-2011 03:33 PM (14 years ago)
Enemies like stephen153 and yeye Emejuru. Thanks deffney
see this one ooo,
no be only rock you rock you also stone,
yeye fowl.
Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:33 PM (14 years ago) |
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