Why Not?

Date: 09-04-2011 9:56 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 9-04-2011 09:56 PM (14 years ago)
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One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called
over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd
like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so
undercooked that it's
runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough. I also
want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's
so cold it's impossible to spread. Finally, I'll
have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room
temperature."

The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot
serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"

"Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here
yesterday!"

Posted: at 9-04-2011 09:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Fashalyn at 9-04-2011 11:13 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-04-2011 11:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 09:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Eazyflow on 10-04-2011 01:52 AM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  9-04-2011 11:13 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

at least, som lil encouragement will do....
encouragement like what?
Posted: at 10-04-2011 09:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 11-04-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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anyhow encouragement is allowed Grin
Posted: at 11-04-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 11-04-2011 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
Emma i be think say you don well
but i was wrong,you don extra yeye Cheesy
Posted: at 11-04-2011 11:02 AM (14 years ago) |
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- monasea at 11-04-2011 02:13 PM (14 years ago)
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 Tongue why not if not
Posted: at 11-04-2011 02:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-04-2011 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 11-04-2011 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 11-04-2011 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-04-2011 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 11-04-2011 07:35 PM (14 years ago)
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idiot
Posted: at 11-04-2011 07:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 12-04-2011 08:52 AM (14 years ago)
yeye
Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:52 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 20-04-2011 12:29 PM (14 years ago)
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eyey
Posted: at 20-04-2011 12:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 26-04-2011 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
odele
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