Nice Joke Here..catch the fun

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.

But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don`t feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
"WHAT!?" says her husband.
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can`t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.
The pair go to the jewelery department where she finds a set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited,She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn`t care. She goes for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don`t even play tennis, but if you like it then let`s get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I`m ready to go, let`s go to the cashier."
The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don`t feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife`s face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man. "



Have a great Weekend

Posted: at 28-11-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

 

mehn...... this is cool

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Posted: at 29-11-2008 05:35 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I no fit laugh

Posted: at 29-11-2008 08:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Seen this before... good joke

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Posted: at 30-11-2008 10:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nyce...

Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Amen oooh!!!

U are just a newbie and very soon u'll get a new jean... Say Amen 21 times...LOL

Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

is this a joke or a story..?

Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:02 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

wetin e resemble?

Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i'm doing this to my wife...just for fun...

Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

who dash monkey banana? who dash you wife? you think say na mouth dem dey take marry wife? abi na that small under age girl wey you kolobi for your room na im you dey call wife? i go tell the girl parents say their pikin wey dem dey find dey your house

Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac