Nice Joke Here..catch the fun

Date: 28-11-2008 7:13 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Melk Charis
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- at 28-11-2008 07:13 PM (15 years ago)
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A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.
But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don`t feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
"WHAT!?" says her husband.
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can`t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.
The pair go to the jewelery department where she finds a set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited,She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn`t care. She goes for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don`t even play tennis, but if you like it then let`s get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I`m ready to go, let`s go to the cashier."
The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don`t feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife`s face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man. "



Have a great Weekend

Posted: at 28-11-2008 07:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- FunkyKing at 29-11-2008 12:00 AM (15 years ago)
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   Wow! Nice one. Got me really bubbling.

Posted: at 29-11-2008 12:00 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 29-11-2008 05:35 AM (15 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

mehn...... this is cool

Posted: at 29-11-2008 05:35 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lovemar at 29-11-2008 10:38 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one grtmimshak, i got the ladies there. Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 29-11-2008 10:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 29-11-2008 08:58 PM (15 years ago)
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I no fit laugh
Posted: at 29-11-2008 08:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lovemar at 30-11-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 29-11-2008 08:58 PM
I no fit laugh
Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 30-11-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Seen this before... good joke

Posted: at 30-11-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Grtmimshak at 2-12-2008 03:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lovemar on 29-11-2008 10:38 AM
nice one grtmimshak, i got the ladies there. Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

Really?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 03:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Nyce...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Grtmimshak at 2-12-2008 03:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Orezo..u are addicted ad very soon u shall be uplifted..say amen
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 04:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Amen oooh!!!

U are just a newbie and very soon u'll get a new jean... Say Amen 21 times...LOL
Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- karina at 2-12-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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i love this one, u are a great guy. keep it up and post more jokes. lol
Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- mikyflexy1 at 2-12-2008 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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is this a joke or a story..Huh??
Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 06:09 PM (15 years ago)
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this na wetin psquare take sing na. do me i do you Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 06:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mikyflexy1 on  2-12-2008 06:02 PM
is this a joke or a story..Huh??

wetin e resemble?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 06:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 06:10 PM
Quote from: mikyflexy1 on  2-12-2008 06:02 PM
is this a joke or a story..Huh??

wetin e resemble?

@MIKYFLEXY...

Abi bcos the ladies don start to de kolo (ask KARINA) for the guy, U wan hate am...
Abeg LAUGH ur heart out!!!
Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:24 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- fattony at 2-12-2008 07:31 PM (15 years ago)
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i'm doing this to my wife...just for fun... Tongue Cheesy Smiley
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 07:59 PM (15 years ago)
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So U get wife? We hear U! U TRY!!!



... Happy???
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:59 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 09:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: fattony on  2-12-2008 07:31 PM
i'm doing this to my wife...just for fun... Tongue Cheesy Smiley
who dash monkey banana? who dash you wife? you think say na mouth dem dey take marry wife? abi na that small under age girl wey you kolobi for your room na im you dey call wife? i go tell the girl parents say their pikin wey dem dey find dey your house Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yeye89 at 2-12-2008 09:18 PM (15 years ago)
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wow......nice jock though....

Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:18 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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