If Emejuru builds a computer. These are the error messages u'll certainy get

Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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Posted: at 17-04-2011 10:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 17-04-2011 10:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

shooo this one na laugh?

Posted: at 17-04-2011 11:03 PM (14 years ago) |

from the poster condemned virus infected brain

Posted: at 18-04-2011 10:10 AM (14 years ago) |

hehehehehe grandpa u don suffer in 9japals ooo
i dey hail u master yeye 
 

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Posted: at 18-04-2011 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

so the thing they smell u?

Posted: at 18-04-2011 11:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 18-04-2011 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you be capitalised MUMU capitaly,
Emma dey sick you dey call ya grand father,
i see say you dey enjoy am when i call you yeye,or mumu,
ok mumu,yeye gurl 

Posted: at 18-04-2011 06:21 PM (14 years ago) |

Ho ho ho ho. I know say u dey laugh urself for there. Your own yeye don turn to Transmittable disesase. Abeg make me do commot for here make i no carry YEYE U know wetin dem dey call hard drive self? U see am say everyody don know U. If person no tellu, u no suppose know say u be grandfatehr? Grandfather of YEYEISM

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Posted: at 18-04-2011 10:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i get cure for ur own. But the thing be say ur own yeye dey advance everyday so the thing dey out date my cure. Sorry.  But not to worry, i go do advanced research.

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Posted: at 19-04-2011 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac