hoT Pancake

Date: 28-11-2008 7:37 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Melk Charis
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- at 28-11-2008 07:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Mary offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of neighbours who were going away for the weekend. On the Saturday morning, she made breakfast, laying a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child. "Mummy always serves hot pancakes for breakfast," said the eight-year-old.

So Mary, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen and quickly prepared a plate of hot pancakes, which she laid in front of the girl. "No, thank you," she said.

"But I thought you said your mother always has hot pancakes for breakfast!" said Mary in surprise.

"She does," said the child. "But I don't eat them

Posted: at 28-11-2008 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- FunkyKing at 28-11-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago)
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   Funny child!
Posted: at 28-11-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 29-11-2008 05:43 AM (15 years ago)
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useless child

she needs to be shot 16 times in the teeth

for contributing to global warming by making someone waste energy
Posted: at 29-11-2008 05:43 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Grtmimshak at 2-12-2008 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Toks...U got gun? are u a yankee niggie
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 04:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Yankee niggie indeed... Toks is just rapping...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- karina at 2-12-2008 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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she's such a kid, it's normal
i remembered one day, i asked my kid sis if she has sharpner and she said yes, only to bring it out to say "but it's not good oo"
Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 04:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Funny lil sissy...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 2-12-2008 04:54 PM (15 years ago)
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bros i no sure say i go laugh for dis ur joke, e no even sweet me at all.
bcos u look me finish a whole me "KENNYCYNTH"

u look me 4rm hair to toe come call me Army robber(419)
e pain me well well no be small inshort i cry sote my eyez come swell up.

bros if to say we see face to face we fight tear body.
i just 4give bcos u never no who be KENNY talk more of CYNTH
Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 2-12-2008 05:05 PM (15 years ago)
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wicked dughter of jezeb....... Angry Angry
Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 2-12-2008 05:35 PM (15 years ago)
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careful o
Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 05:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  2-12-2008 04:54 PM
bros i no sure say i go laugh for dis ur joke, e no even sweet me at all.
bcos u look me finish a whole me "KENNYCYNTH"

u look me 4rm hair to toe come call me Army robber(419)
e pain me well well no be small inshort i cry sote my eyez come swell up.

bros if to say we see face to face we fight tear body.
i just 4give bcos u never no who be KENNY talk more of CYNTH
kenny that na another joke. if you dey provoke, provoke for the other joke no be for this one
Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 05:58 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL! Lil' funny!
Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  2-12-2008 04:54 PM
bros i no sure say i go laugh for dis ur joke, e no even sweet me at all.
bcos u look me finish a whole me "KENNYCYNTH"

u look me 4rm hair to toe come call me Army robber(419)
e pain me well well no be small inshort i cry sote my eyez come swell up.

bros if to say we see face to face we fight tear body.
i just 4give bcos u never no who be KENNY talk more of CYNTH

 Grin Grin Grin Grin   cough...cough..cough..cough........need some water pls!
Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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come my pharmacy. i get better cough medicine for you Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 11:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Kenny... Which kind fight una go fight if una see... Bcos... I dey suspect sey sumtin else go happen if una see...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 3-12-2008 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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gud child
Posted: at 3-12-2008 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Unbelievable...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 3-12-2008 09:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 09:05 PM
come my pharmacy. i get better cough medicine for you Grin Grin Grin Grin


u don open pharmacy???





rezimero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......chief importer and exporter






wait first....u dey sell "CD" for ur pharmacy???








Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 08:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Dat na d N01 commodity there na...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 08:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-12-2008 09:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: hacangel26 on  3-12-2008 03:08 PM
gud child


how you take know? thats me.......... i dey good well well..... Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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