lost husband

Date: 28-04-2011 3:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: emeka prince joe
- at 28-04-2011 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

Posted: at 28-04-2011 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- solid_solid at 28-04-2011 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-04-2011 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 28-04-2011 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 28-04-2011 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 28-04-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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she is rite
Posted: at 28-04-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 28-04-2011 05:59 PM (14 years ago)
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so?
Posted: at 28-04-2011 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 28-04-2011 08:06 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-04-2011 08:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 28-04-2011 11:17 PM (14 years ago)
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wise woman
Posted: at 28-04-2011 11:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 29-04-2011 12:26 PM (14 years ago)
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sharp woman Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-04-2011 12:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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