A pastor with his wife and a kid were living happily in the Lord. They had a female house help of about 23 years of age. Her major work was to help in domestic works at home.
One fateful Sunday after church service the pastor complained he was not feeling too well and therefore had to leave the church immediately after service while the wife waited to attend various meetings at the church.
On getting home the pastor went for a quick shower, took his meal and was ready to sleep (with only the towel wrapped round his waist) when he heard a loud scream from the guest room.
He rushed down to the guest room unconscious of his towel which fell on his way to the room.
On getting to the guest room, it was the house-help (in only her pants) whose leg got trapped in the iron bed-post. The pastor rushed and assisted in disentangling her leg from the bed-post.
While doing this he had to lift her thigh up so that the leg would be freed. It was at this point that the pastor’s wife came in.
IF YOU WERE THE WIFE WHAT WILL YOU THINK?
..AND AS FOR THE PASTOR, HOW WILL YOU EXPLAIN YOUR POSITION AND SITUATION WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON, AND WITH THE HOUSE-HELP'S THIGH RAISED UP IN YOUR HAND?
Posted: at 3-05-2011 03:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
A pastor with his wife and a kid were living happily in the Lord. They had a female house help of about 23 years of age. Her major work was to help in domestic works at home.
One fateful Sunday after church service the pastor complained he was not feeling too well and therefore had to leave the church immediately after service while the wife waited to attend various meetings at the church.
On getting home the pastor went for a quick shower, took his meal and was ready to sleep (with only the towel wrapped round his waist) when he heard a loud scream from the guest room.
He rushed down to the guest room unconscious of his towel which fell on his way to the room.
On getting to the guest room, it was the house-help (in only her pants) whose leg got trapped in the iron bed-post. The pastor rushed and assisted in disentangling her leg from the bed-post.
While doing this he had to lift her thigh up so that the leg would be freed. It was at this point that the pastor’s wife came in.
IF YOU WERE THE WIFE WHAT WILL YOU THINK?
..AND AS FOR THE PASTOR, HOW WILL YOU EXPLAIN YOUR POSITION AND SITUATION WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON, AND WITH THE HOUSE-HELP'S THIGH RAISED UP IN YOUR HAND?
Is it Everything that comes to yur Thoughts dat yu would write in a Public forum?
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE
Posted: at 3-05-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
A pastor with his wife and a kid were living happily in the Lord. They had a female house help of about 23 years of age. Her major work was to help in domestic works at home.
One fateful Sunday after church service the pastor complained he was not feeling too well and therefore had to leave the church immediately after service while the wife waited to attend various meetings at the church.
On getting home the pastor went for a quick shower, took his meal and was ready to sleep (with only the towel wrapped round his waist) when he heard a loud scream from the guest room.
He rushed down to the guest room unconscious of his towel which fell on his way to the room.
On getting to the guest room, it was the house-help (in only her pants) whose leg got trapped in the iron bed-post. The pastor rushed and assisted in disentangling her leg from the bed-post.
While doing this he had to lift her thigh up so that the leg would be freed. It was at this point that the pastor’s wife came in.
IF YOU WERE THE WIFE WHAT WILL YOU THINK?
..AND AS FOR THE PASTOR, HOW WILL YOU EXPLAIN YOUR POSITION AND SITUATION WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON, AND WITH THE HOUSE-HELP'S THIGH RAISED UP IN YOUR HAND?
super story!but funny sha
Posted: at 3-05-2011 03:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Depending on the level of trust. The woman can understand the husbands explanation if not she would have to check for obvious signs by grabbing the man's hanging meat for an examination and also check if the girls panties are still on. As we know women's emotion run so high on situations like this. The man might be lucky enough to escape with his life.
Posted: at 3-05-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
A pastor with his wife and a kid were living happily in the Lord. They had a female house help of about 23 years of age. Her major work was to help in domestic works at home.
One fateful Sunday after church service the pastor complained he was not feeling too well and therefore had to leave the church immediately after service while the wife waited to attend various meetings at the church.
On getting home the pastor went for a quick shower, took his meal and was ready to sleep (with only the towel wrapped round his waist) when he heard a loud scream from the guest room.
He rushed down to the guest room unconscious of his towel which fell on his way to the room.
On getting to the guest room, it was the house-help (in only her pants) whose leg got trapped in the iron bed-post. The pastor rushed and assisted in disentangling her leg from the bed-post.
While doing this he had to lift her thigh up so that the leg would be freed. It was at this point that the pastor’s wife came in.
IF YOU WERE THE WIFE WHAT WILL YOU THINK?
..AND AS FOR THE PASTOR, HOW WILL YOU EXPLAIN YOUR POSITION AND SITUATION WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON, AND WITH THE HOUSE-HELP'S THIGH RAISED UP IN YOUR HAND?
Is it Everything that comes to yur Thoughts dat yu would write in a Public forum?
Is it a problem to?
Posted: at 3-05-2011 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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