maryclaret at 7-05-2011 04:18 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.
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Ada Mbaise
Posted: at 7-05-2011 04:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jaolab at 7-05-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Posted: at 7-05-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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HAPPY MARRIED LIFE, JOOR!
Posted: at 7-05-2011 09:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Emmagency9 at 7-05-2011 09:52 PM (13 years ago) (m)
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 7-05-2011 09:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply brightossy at 7-05-2011 10:00 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Mayb virus in ur system don chop 8,9 and 10. Bcos me I dey c d three numbers clear.
Posted: at 7-05-2011 10:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Omilim at 8-05-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Reply Deffney at 8-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) (f)
hehehehe nice one!
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 8-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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maryclaret nice one
Posted: at 8-05-2011 06:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply steyonce at 8-05-2011 09:15 PM (13 years ago) (f)
DAT ONE SWEET OH..FACTS
Posted: at 8-05-2011 09:15 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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Reply Deffney at 9-05-2011 04:52 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 9-05-2011 04:52 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:08 AM (13 years ago) (m)
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?
she never finish.........wat for second episode
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:08 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:09 AM (13 years ago) (m)
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?
those ones them travel yesterday, if them come back she go post am..
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:09 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:11 AM (13 years ago) (m)
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?
when she dey carry the ten of them, motor jam three of them
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:11 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 08:12 AM (13 years ago) (m)
@poster: wetin make e be say ur jokes no dey complete? u say 10 and 7 nai u write. 8,9,10 nko?
8,9 and 10, get belle, so them dey hospital dey born pikin......them go born 11,12 and 13
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 9-05-2011 08:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Deffney at 9-05-2011 08:26 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Reply at 9-05-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago)
na you sabi
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Reply Skypon2002 at 9-05-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) (m)
@deffeney, u mean me??
who wants me?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply stifler at 9-05-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
where are d remaining three??? dis is really nice to ponder upon.
Posted: at 9-05-2011 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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