Smart Blonde

Date: 09-05-2011 5:16 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Mary Claret
- at 9-05-2011 05:16 PM (14 years ago)
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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 9-05-2011 07:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-05-2011 07:18 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 9-05-2011 07:25 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4, SB4, what else?
Posted: at 9-05-2011 07:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-05-2011 07:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Na remix
Posted: at 9-05-2011 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Lulu_Sazzie at 9-05-2011 10:02 PM (14 years ago)
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too much verbosity for nothin Tongue Tongue

this joke sucks Angry Angry
Posted: at 9-05-2011 10:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 9-05-2011 10:05 PM (14 years ago)
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me tire oh
Posted: at 9-05-2011 10:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-05-2011 11:18 PM (14 years ago)
go rest then
Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:18 PM (14 years ago) |
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- femilux at 10-05-2011 09:25 AM (14 years ago)
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poster no mind dem even na pb4 atleast u remix am............. those people wey dey insult u no get any tin to post ......... so u try
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- beulahokorie at 10-05-2011 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Hmmmmm, very sweet joke, i love it Cheesy
Posted: at 10-05-2011 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 10-05-2011 11:26 AM (14 years ago)
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passing
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