YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS RETURNING FROM WORK, I WAS SURPRISD TO FIND STEPHEN123 ON AN HIGH TENSION WIRE ADJACENT ONE OF THE STREETS I PASSED. I SAW THE CROWD OF PEOPLE THERE STARING AT HIM BUT I WAS TOO MUCH IN A HURRY TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON. TODAY, I WAS SERIOUSLY SHOCKED TO FIND HIM STILL ON THAT POLE AS I WAS RETURNING FROM WORK AGAIN. RUMOURS HAVE IT THAT EMMEDIATELY HE WAS RELEASED FROM THE PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN KEPT, HE GOT HOME ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT HIS HOUSE HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO A WAREHOUSE. HE HAS SINCE BEEN TRYING TO CALL HIS WIFE, BUT A GUY HAS BEEN PICKING THE PHONE AND TELLING HIM USER BUSY. THEREAFTER, SUICIDE SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY OPTION TO HIM.
POOR STEPHEN. HE MUST BE VERY TIRED AND HUNGRY BY NOW AFTER SPENDING CLOSE TO 2 DAYS ON THE POLE. ANYWAY, I LEARNT THAT THERE HAS BEEN NO ELECTRICITY IN THE AREA FOR TWO DAYS NOW AND ANY MOMENT FROM NOW, IT WILL BE RESTORED. MY NAIJAPALS, LET US TRY AND FIND HOW WE CAN TRICK HIM TO COME DOWN FROM THE POLE BEFORE SOMETHING WORSE HAPPENS.
THE SIMPLE HEARTED GUY
Posted: at 4-06-2011 08:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
EFEJONES1 at 4-06-2011 08:12 PM (13 years ago) (m)
STEPHEN, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY O.K? WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU. IF U CAN COME DOWN FROM THAT ELECTRIC POLE, I PROMISE YOU MY WIFE (AFTERALL I DON TIRE 4 AM SELF), A PLATE OF FOOD (I KNOW SAY U GO NEED AM BAD BAD NOW), #500 CHEQUE (AT ALL, AT ALL, NA IM BAD), AND A PERMANENT HOME IN MY KITCHEN (SO THAT HUNGER NO GO GBAB U AGAIN). OR WOT ELSE DO U WANT?
THE SIMPLE HEARTED GUY
Posted: at 4-06-2011 08:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Skypon2002 at 5-06-2011 07:24 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: EFEJONES1 on 4-06-2011 08:12 PM
STEPHEN, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY O.K? WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU. IF U CAN COME DOWN FROM THAT ELECTRIC POLE, I PROMISE YOU MY WIFE (AFTERALL I DON TIRE 4 AM SELF), A PLATE OF FOOD (I KNOW SAY U GO NEED AM BAD BAD NOW), #500 CHEQUE (AT ALL, AT ALL, NA IM BAD), AND A PERMANENT HOME IN MY KITCHEN (SO THAT HUNGER NO GO GBAB U AGAIN). OR WOT ELSE DO U WANT?
him go sleep for ur dog house....... if him sleep for ur kitchen, him go chop all ur food finish be that oooo beware
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 5-06-2011 07:24 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
jossy4reall at 5-06-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: stephen153 on 5-06-2011 11:17 AM
no ma opposite
Na lie na u b dat ,.................... just dat no ur complete body stephen123 is Stephen without head so if they come put ya head e go be stephen153 n dats complete Stephen
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 5-06-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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