How Not To Get A Wife In Nigeria If You Live Abroad (Page 14)

Date: 06-06-2011 3:34 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
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- teeco at 7-06-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on  7-06-2011 12:16 PM
Quote from: teeco on  7-06-2011 12:13 PM
make apply i go join the 2 of you Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Na two you wan carry go abroad. Like say Jail don dey sweet you...

 Grin Grin Grin we go go Qatar practice shari'a  

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 7-06-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 12:36 PM
Quote from: 123Sonia on  7-06-2011 12:34 PM
Nice one all of u except ONE FOOL,

I like the way u all ignore him.

pls fool? i taught dey say fools dont live abroad  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

maybe d fool sef dey en village dey rap abroad..

a big fool at that Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 7-06-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on  7-06-2011 12:38 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 11:48 AM
some guys just dey hia dey rant up and dan about abroad  Grin Grin Grin.. na internet we dey naaaaaaaaa
common Cotonu/Ghana wey dey back yard of naija dem nevr enter sef..  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Bla bla blaaaa.. .. i wonder if dem come go.. wetin go happen sef... na em be say person no go hear word for dis post  Grin Grin

Abeg make i flex S.A wella.. even if some ppl say no be S.A poster dey talk about..
So long as i enter anada man land na ABroad  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

T Baby pls start the procession of the Italian Visa.. I need it Asap  Grin Grin Grin Grin



Shocked Shocked Shocked Lips Sealed


hey baby wats up Grin

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 7-06-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 123Sonia on  7-06-2011 12:34 PM
Nice one all of u except ONE FOOL,

I like the way u all ignore him.

Sonia gist me i beg...who be d fool hia....I can keep secret
Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: princeiykobima on  7-06-2011 11:47 AM
Grin, Teeco, that's good expo for guys abroad and even at home. Thanks for the enlightenment.

Please, could you also lay some expositions on true happenings abroad for the interest of your pals here who are selling off their belongings and folding their businesses to come over?  Cheesy

ABEG don't sell off ur belongings and fold ur biz to come over, UNLESS if u are looking for reliable SECURITY OF YOUR LIFE AGAINST UNCOUNTABLE MENACES IN NIGERIA AND HEALTHCARE AND ENOUGH FOOD!
Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 7-06-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  7-06-2011 12:40 PM
Quote from: kebella on  7-06-2011 12:38 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 11:48 AM
some guys just dey hia dey rant up and dan about abroad  Grin Grin Grin.. na internet we dey naaaaaaaaa
common Cotonu/Ghana wey dey back yard of naija dem nevr enter sef..  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Bla bla blaaaa.. .. i wonder if dem come go.. wetin go happen sef... na em be say person no go hear word for dis post  Grin Grin

Abeg make i flex S.A wella.. even if some ppl say no be S.A poster dey talk about..
So long as i enter anada man land na ABroad  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

T Baby pls start the procession of the Italian Visa.. I need it Asap  Grin Grin Grin Grin



Shocked Shocked Shocked Lips Sealed


hey baby wats up Grin

been gud how is it going miss ya Kiss

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 12:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 12:31 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 11:22 AM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 11:16 AM
Quote from: temmyblige on  7-06-2011 11:07 AM
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? ???TALK ABOUT THE MEN ALSO AND THEIR ANTICS!!!!!!

MAKE U TALK D ANTICS AND D HAVOCS MEN DEY DO? OGA GO ON!

U suppose no naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .. no be wetin u do Nkechi for umuahia?

LOL. Sophie, u can be really interesting and funny.

Abeg, which Nkechi and for Umuahia too, abeg my darling tell me? May sound funny, believe it or not, since over NINE years, I have NOT had any privacy with a black lady, upon say I dey frequent Naija, at least twice yearly.

Chai.. so na so so white nyash u dey see in private huh?
or is Nkechi nyash not white again?
oya pass me money for visa make i come .. i get white nyash..  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- typicalman84 at 7-06-2011 12:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Multiple Personality disorder don enter.

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olumbareal at 7-06-2011 12:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on  7-06-2011 12:37 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 12:32 PM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on  7-06-2011 12:30 PM
Quote from: Treasure2 on  7-06-2011 12:11 PM
MB this ur foto no go fetch you abroad guy. lol

You mean am.... Cool Cool Cool

even this my own sef..  Cheesy Cheesy
make i change am to d other one.. see weda i go get luck  Grin Grin


 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy....I beg go change dat ya own....me i no go change this until i get d abroad guy  Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 7-06-2011 12:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on  7-06-2011 11:24 AM
Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Sad Sad Sad

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:45 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  7-06-2011 11:55 AM
Quote from: temmyblige on  7-06-2011 11:01 AM
@TEECO!!!THATS UR OWN OOOO!!U HVE JUST TALKED ABOUT LADIES!11WHAT ABOUT MEN ABROAD AND D HARVOC THAT HVE CAUSED WOMEN?Huh??WHY DONT U ADVISE THE WOMEN ALSO ABT THE SHEEP IN HUMAN CLOTHINGS ABROAD  CALLED MEN OR RATHER MEN IN GENERAL!1!! Roll Eyes Sad Angry

Relax am compiling their own

Why must u compile 4 dem?
Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Kb be warned..  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

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- sophiebaby at 7-06-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on  7-06-2011 12:44 PM
Multiple Personality disorder don enter.

we hear..

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- typicalman84 at 7-06-2011 12:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 12:47 PM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  7-06-2011 12:44 PM
Multiple Personality disorder don enter.

we hear..
Wetin you hear?

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 7-06-2011 12:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 12:46 PM
Kb be warned..  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- otagermo at 7-06-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 11:41 AM
Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 11:36 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  7-06-2011 04:49 AM
Quote from: ekpelove on  7-06-2011 04:40 AM
huuu.... huuuu....huuu... i dey laugh ooo..
huuu.... huuu.... huuu.... i dey  laugh ooo...
ee bi like say somebody don kolobi- wele
dis poster before !!! abroad, abroad, abroad!!
abroad na una Country?Huh? Majorities of hard
working men and women in NIGERIA are living
a much healthful- happier life than those ones wen dem
no go let people hear word because of abroad
....

FALSE STATEMENT. I do not have armed robbers waiting on the day they will kidnap me to get money from my family nor do i have wicked friends and family members going to babalawo to finish me up nor do I have to deal with the sttinky lagos water or the polluted environment be it dust or stinky gutters or mosquito bites... thank you.
Grin Grin Grin Grin BROS TELLAM MORE PLS:::NOTHING PASS BEING HEALTHY::::SECURITY MATTERED A LOT:
NAIJA STILL GAT A LONG WAY TO GO IN TERMS OF HEALTH AND SECURITY:::JUNGLE:::THATS WHAT NAIJA IS::
AM SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT IS THE PLAIN TRUE

truth yes.. But ppl like you can make it better..
Mtcheeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
GOOD POINT SISTER:::::::MEN TAKE NOTE::::WE GAT TO CHANGE NAIJA FOR REAL::LOL
Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- typicalman84 at 7-06-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 123Sonia on  7-06-2011 12:34 PM
Nice one all of u except ONE FOOL,

I like the way u all ignore him.
Talk am now... Who be the fool make this thunder wey dey hover around your room fire you now.

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- igbonnanna at 7-06-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 12:02 PM
Quote from: igbonnanna on  7-06-2011 09:10 AM
Or relocate to non-English speaking country like Germany, France, etc. where language barrier and the distance nature of the people and the difficult situation there may contribute to discipline u wella wella.

B4 she grasp the language and start to know the people, she don old be that. No joke brothers. Na so I see am here. Germany never get too many of these wahala. I still dey small well well.
WHICH PART OF GERMANY YOU MEAN:::::DIS WAHALA DEY EVERYWHERE:::IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
LANGAUGE:::NA YOUR FELLOW NAIJA MAN OR WOMAN GO SHOW YOUR WIFE SAY ::SHE DEY BLIND BEING A NEW COMMER::
MANY MEN HERE IN GERMO DON KOOLO BECAUSE THE GIRL WEY DEM TRAIN RIGHT FROM SECONDRY TO UNIVERSITY;;DEY COM
MARRI::NOW THE MAN WEY SUFFER DO ALL THIS THINGS FOR HER DON BECOME HER WORSE ENEMY::MOSTLY:::GHANANIANS = (GHANAIANS);
YORUBA AND OTHER NAIJA TRIBES:::SO HAPPY IGBOS ARE SOMEHOW BETTER FOR THIS SICKNESS::::

       I MET MY WIFFY HERE IN GERMO AND WE ARE NOW MARRIED FOR 11YRS:::NOTHING DEY HAPPEN::

really! shocked!! Dat mean say d kolo don too much. I know it exists but not as rampant as in the UK, US, CANADA, and most of the English speaking areas.

To know where I dey, check my profile.

U dey lucky man. Enjoy ur family!
Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- typicalman84 at 7-06-2011 12:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 12:50 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  7-06-2011 11:41 AM
Quote from: otagermo on  7-06-2011 11:36 AM
Quote from: typicalman84 on  7-06-2011 04:49 AM
Quote from: ekpelove on  7-06-2011 04:40 AM
huuu.... huuuu....huuu... i dey laugh ooo..
huuu.... huuu.... huuu.... i dey  laugh ooo...
ee bi like say somebody don kolobi- wele
dis poster before !!! abroad, abroad, abroad!!
abroad na una Country?Huh? Majorities of hard
working men and women in NIGERIA are living
a much healthful- happier life than those ones wen dem
no go let people hear word because of abroad
....

FALSE STATEMENT. I do not have armed robbers waiting on the day they will kidnap me to get money from my family nor do i have wicked friends and family members going to babalawo to finish me up nor do I have to deal with the sttinky lagos water or the polluted environment be it dust or stinky gutters or mosquito bites... thank you.
Grin Grin Grin Grin BROS TELLAM MORE PLS:::NOTHING PASS BEING HEALTHY::::SECURITY MATTERED A LOT:
NAIJA STILL GAT A LONG WAY TO GO IN TERMS OF HEALTH AND SECURITY:::JUNGLE:::THATS WHAT NAIJA IS::
AM SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT IS THE PLAIN TRUE

truth yes.. But ppl like you can make it better..
Mtcheeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
GOOD POINT SISTER:::::::MEN TAKE NOTE::::WE GAT TO CHANGE NAIJA FOR REAL::LOL
You can't change naija. the only people that can change Naija are the elected officials.

Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 123Sonia at 7-06-2011 12:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: typicalman84 on  7-06-2011 12:44 PM
Multiple Personality disorder don enter.

Typicalman i wasn't even refering to you but if u want to start am equal to the task
Posted: at 7-06-2011 12:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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