BEANS WAHALA

Date: 12-12-2008 8:07 pm (15 years ago) | Author: JIndu Okoli
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- at 12-12-2008 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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A man had a hot argument wit his wife one day and dat stopped dem 4rm talkin to each other for a long time. Durin dis period, there was news abt killer beans which kills someone with immediate effect. So one day dis woman prepared beans for the man and left the house.When the man came in, he was so hungry and called on housemaid.She then told him that her madam left beans b4 leaving. This made him very angry but since he was hungry he decided to test the food on their dog Bingo. Now Bingo ate the food and after sometime seein dat Bingo was alright the man decided to eat d food. Now after 30mins the housemaid rushed into the house shoutin 'OGA, BINGO DON DIE  OGA BINGO DON DIE". The man then screamed, rushed into the kitchen and drank a whole gallon of kerosene. After a while his tommy began to pain him seriously then the housemaid came in and said :Oga, de man wen im jam Bingo won come appologize" And the man fainted.   

Posted: at 12-12-2008 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- rezimero at 12-12-2008 08:15 PM (15 years ago)
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ehen, na so?
Posted: at 12-12-2008 08:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 12-12-2008 11:53 PM (15 years ago)
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llllllllloooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
very very very funny
u go gurl Wink
Posted: at 12-12-2008 11:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 13-12-2008 03:19 AM (15 years ago)
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babe......this is just great......



this shit is funny  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


thumbs up
Posted: at 13-12-2008 03:19 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 13-12-2008 09:52 AM (15 years ago)
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OLD SCHOOOOOOOOOL
Posted: at 13-12-2008 09:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 13-12-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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u try small,brush up ur composition
Posted: at 13-12-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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I have seen this joke somewhere, can't remmember.

Thank you for bringing back old memories.
Posted: at 13-12-2008 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zatuna at 13-12-2008 02:19 PM (15 years ago)
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great joke
Posted: at 13-12-2008 02:19 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 13-12-2008 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 13-12-2008 09:52 AM
OLD SCHOOOOOOOOOL


wat of new schooooooooolll

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2008 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- E-star at 13-12-2008 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
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lol, i hrd it b4 but it's still FUNNY!!!
Posted: at 13-12-2008 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Edie at 13-12-2008 10:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol.. dats a good one..
Posted: at 13-12-2008 10:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- toptee at 14-12-2008 01:02 AM (15 years ago)
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lol......... gud one, wen d man wakes up the house girl is toast........lol
Posted: at 14-12-2008 01:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 14-12-2008 02:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: toptee on 14-12-2008 01:02 AM
lol......... gud one, wen d man wakes up the house girl is toast........lol


aaawwwww!!!!!
Posted: at 14-12-2008 02:37 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 14-12-2008 06:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: toptee on 14-12-2008 01:02 AM
lol......... gud one, wen d man wakes up the house girl is toast........lol
the oga go toast the housegirl? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zatuna at 14-12-2008 05:42 PM (15 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 14-12-2008 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 14-12-2008 06:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Dis is just too funny...
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zatuna at 14-12-2008 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u very much Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 14-12-2008 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- yeye89 at 14-12-2008 08:13 PM (15 years ago)
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lmao.....too funny
Posted: at 14-12-2008 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yemzy1 at 14-12-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago)
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NICE ONE
Posted: at 14-12-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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