1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?A: No! I'm training to die?
2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain? A: No,in the next one.:|
3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? A: At the bus stop!:/
4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-|
5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:O
6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? A: No baby! They Carrots.:*
7. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here? A: I'm here to pay my school fees.
8. A friend sees u crying &ask:- are you crying? A: No, its just raining in my eye.
9. Your mum sees u going to school in ur uniform&ask:- are you going to school darling? A. No mum, i am going to a night club.
Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:24 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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