Examples of stupid questions people can ask these days

Date: 21-06-2011 10:24 pm (11 years ago) | Author: FirstLady A
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- at 21-06-2011 10:24 PM (11 years ago)
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1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?A: No! I'm training to die?Smiley

2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No,in the next one.:|

3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!:/

4. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-|

5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:O

6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They Carrots.:*

7. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees.

8. A friend sees u crying &ask:- are you crying?
A: No, its just raining in my eye.

9. Your mum sees u going to school in ur uniform&ask:- are you going to school darling?
A. No mum, i am going to a night club.

Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:24 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 21-06-2011 10:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Cool.... but..
Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- MilleniumMan at 22-06-2011 06:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Funny baby.
Posted: at 22-06-2011 06:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-06-2011 06:55 AM (11 years ago)
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lol pb4
Posted: at 22-06-2011 06:55 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Swtezvikky at 22-06-2011 08:30 AM (11 years ago)
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i no fit laugh
Posted: at 22-06-2011 08:30 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-06-2011 08:42 AM (11 years ago)
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na wa oooo
Posted: at 22-06-2011 08:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-06-2011 09:06 AM (11 years ago)
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4 wat
Posted: at 22-06-2011 09:06 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 22-06-2011 09:11 AM (11 years ago)
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she no fit laugh,can u imagine? U sure say she dey alive cos dead pple no fit laugh
Posted: at 22-06-2011 09:11 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 22-06-2011 10:10 AM (11 years ago)
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hehehehehe terry on the floor Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-06-2011 10:10 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 123Sonia at 22-06-2011 10:45 AM (11 years ago)
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fropky
Posted: at 22-06-2011 10:45 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 22-06-2011 11:48 AM (11 years ago)
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u n pb4 sef
Posted: at 22-06-2011 11:48 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- eoadex2003 at 22-06-2011 12:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Very funny
Posted: at 22-06-2011 12:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 22-06-2011 12:51 PM (11 years ago)
boo Undecided i no even read am
Posted: at 22-06-2011 12:51 PM (11 years ago) |
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- sandra-marbel at 22-06-2011 12:58 PM (11 years ago)
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da cutest copyright... hope u took permission from her? she is hot tempered
Posted: at 22-06-2011 12:58 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 22-06-2011 01:12 PM (11 years ago)
permission ko perpendicular ni,
you don see where pirate dey take permission to carry out duty?
Posted: at 22-06-2011 01:12 PM (11 years ago) |
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- terryworld at 22-06-2011 02:04 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-06-2011 02:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Bahceerat at 22-06-2011 03:57 PM (11 years ago)
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llllllllllllllllllllllllllll, very tru nd i hate answering them.
Posted: at 22-06-2011 03:57 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damzzie at 22-06-2011 04:59 PM (11 years ago)
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LMFAO
Posted: at 22-06-2011 04:59 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheree at 22-06-2011 05:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 22-06-2011 12:51 PM
boo Undecided i no even read am

see ur mouth, u no go fit encourage person Smiley

boo Tongue
Posted: at 22-06-2011 05:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shawntyxl at 22-06-2011 08:06 PM (11 years ago)
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hehehehe so true
Posted: at 22-06-2011 08:06 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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