The Soldier & The Nun

Date: 15-12-2008 1:39 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Sam ISHAYA
- at 15-12-2008 01:39 PM (16 years ago)
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
 
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
 
The nun replied, "He went that way."
 
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.  You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .."
 
The nun said, "I understand completely."
 
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
 
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either!"

Posted: at 15-12-2008 01:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- gardner at 15-12-2008 01:45 PM (16 years ago)
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nawaaaaooooooh which kind nun be that and pls what is balls.
Posted: at 15-12-2008 01:45 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 15-12-2008 02:04 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: gardner on 15-12-2008 01:45 PM
nawaaaaooooooh which kind nun be that and pls what is balls.

Blokos
Posted: at 15-12-2008 02:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 15-12-2008 02:58 PM (16 years ago)
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i dont understand this joke
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Posted: at 15-12-2008 02:58 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 15-12-2008 04:27 PM (16 years ago)
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this stuff is just funnie

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:27 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 15-12-2008 04:43 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-12-2008 08:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmie on 15-12-2008 02:58 PM
i dont understand this joke
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wait small. the person wey go explain the joke never come Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 16-12-2008 12:48 AM (16 years ago)
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this is too funny thumbsup bro
Posted: at 16-12-2008 12:48 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- meczytimber at 16-12-2008 01:06 AM (16 years ago)
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funny oooooo

Posted: at 16-12-2008 01:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-06-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 12-06-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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oldie

Posted: at 12-06-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-06-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehe funnyyy

Posted: at 12-06-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- efe2004 at 12-06-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 12-06-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 12-06-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 12-06-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 14-06-2009 07:53 PM (15 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 14-06-2009 07:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 14-06-2009 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 14-06-2009 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- micc at 2-11-2012 12:43 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-11-2012 12:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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