POLICE: HEY YOU STOP THERE.
MAN:officer please i'm in a hurry...
POLICE:OPEN THAT DOOR MY FRIEND..YOU ARE STUPID.
mAN opens the door and allows the officer come inside. after a few minutes the officer starts hearing a noice from the back sit,behold, it was a wrothwyler dog at the back sit.
POLICE:MISTER MAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE..
MAN:oh, that, well, its just my dog.
POLICE:WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM AT THIS TIME?
MAN: OK OFICER, WE ARE JUST COMING FROM THE HOSPITAL WHERE MY DOG JUST BIT SOMEONE TO DEATH.
Later on, the dog starts shaking its head.
POLICE:MISTER MAN, WHAT DOES YOUR DOG THINKS ITS DOING..
MAN:well, okkkk, officer it normaly does like that when its ready to bite someone.
POLICE: IDIOT, COMON OPEN THIS MUMU DOOR, I DON DEY TRY OPEN AM SINCE BUT E NO DEY GREE OPEN... OPEN AM SHAP SHAP NAW BEFORE I BREAK THROUGH YOUR WINDSCREEN NOW.
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