GOODLUCK IN YOUR EXAMS

Date: 29-07-2011 2:19 pm (12 years ago) | Author: frances onyi nwakuche
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- at 29-07-2011 02:19 PM (12 years ago)
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ONE NIGHT, 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

WHEN MORNING CAME, THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.

THEN THEY WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON, SO HE CONSIDERED GIVING THEM ANOTHER TEST AFTER 3 DAYS.

THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME AND THANKED THE DEAN.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN.
THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.

THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS:

MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION INSTRUCTIONS:
All questions are compulsory.
Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will
result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended---- - (30 Marks)
Q.3. What was the model of the car you drove to the wedding?. ------ (20 Marks)
Q.4. Which of the tyres of the car got burst? ------- (28 marks)
Q.5. Who was driving?---- ------ (20 marks)

END OF PAPER.
GOOD LUCK.

Posted: at 29-07-2011 02:19 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- precita at 29-07-2011 02:25 PM (12 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gud luck indeed
wat happened their after
Posted: at 29-07-2011 02:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- creativecosmos at 29-07-2011 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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correct
Posted: at 29-07-2011 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 29-07-2011 02:44 PM (12 years ago)
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wahala dey smell Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 29-07-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-07-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 29-07-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago)
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wot is nice here?
Posted: at 29-07-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tflo at 29-07-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 29-07-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Deffney at 29-07-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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hi Sher how r u? long time!
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 29-07-2011 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Hello Deff, am fine. How have you been urself?
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyi32 at 29-07-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago)
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thanks all Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
to the haters, you may now use generator set as your pendant... Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Deffney at 29-07-2011 03:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on 29-07-2011 03:10 PM
Hello Deff, am fine. How have you been urself?

all is well...tenk u
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 29-07-2011 03:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Hahahaha. Nice one poster.
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 29-07-2011 03:24 PM (12 years ago)
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you are not serious Onyin

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-07-2011 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
good one here......
poster
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- Skypon2002 at 29-07-2011 03:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyi32 on 29-07-2011 03:13 PM
thanks all Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
to the haters, you may now use generator set as your pendant... Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
they can go and play their heads on the wall  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:38 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 29-07-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 29-07-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyi32 on 29-07-2011 03:13 PM
thanks all Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
to the haters, you may now use generator set as your pendant... Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink


yeye spirit woman
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- jeffrey4u at 29-07-2011 09:44 PM (12 years ago)
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yh
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- Skypon2002 at 30-07-2011 12:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
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- omoladey at 30-07-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
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