ONE NIGHT, 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
WHEN MORNING CAME, THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.
THEN THEY WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.
THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON, SO HE CONSIDERED GIVING THEM ANOTHER TEST AFTER 3 DAYS.
THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME AND THANKED THE DEAN.
ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.
THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS:
MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION INSTRUCTIONS: All questions are compulsory. Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.
Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS) Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended---- - (30 Marks) Q.3. What was the model of the car you drove to the wedding?. ------ (20 Marks) Q.4. Which of the tyres of the car got burst? ------- (28 marks) Q.5. Who was driving?---- ------ (20 marks)
END OF PAPER. GOOD LUCK.
Posted: at 29-07-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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