Six Basic Truths In Life

Date: 08-08-2011 2:40 pm (13 years ago) | Author: duru kingsley
- at 8-08-2011 02:40 PM (13 years ago)
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1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. :-o
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are feeling silly.
5. You soon will start calling me silly boy.
6. There is still a silly smile on your face.
7. I sincerely apologize about this but I fell victim and I needed company. You now have 2 options, ignore the thread wish is not possible, or comment on it to put a smile on someone's face today

Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omotoyosolabisi at 8-08-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 8-08-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 8-08-2011 08:49 PM (13 years ago)
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lack of work...u try
Posted: at 8-08-2011 08:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 9-08-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago)
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stephen i shit on u, gift shu, toyosi u neva start
Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 9-08-2011 11:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice one. I actually tried #1
Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:28 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 9-08-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 9-08-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago)
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ta fooooooooooooo
Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 01:01 AM (13 years ago)
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c wetin much time dey cause
Posted: at 10-08-2011 01:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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