Mrs. Patience Jonathan’s Top 10 Blunders

Date: 02-09-2011 11:56 am (13 years ago) | Author: waconzy
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- at 2-09-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Someone (who has so much time) has decided to document Nigeria’s First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan’s grammatical blunders in public places, dubbed “Patience Jonathan Top 10 Hits”. We knew there were some, but not 10 or more.

Anyways, enjoy the “Hits” and take cover when necessary.

1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

7. The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .

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Posted: at 2-09-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- djosh4cesc at 2-09-2011 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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I nearly died laughing Grin
Posted: at 2-09-2011 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kebella at 2-09-2011 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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some pple get tyme ooo Huh? Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-09-2011 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dd4real2k at 2-09-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago)
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I no fit laugh. Money can get anything............
Posted: at 2-09-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mallorca at 2-09-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dd4real2k on  2-09-2011 01:43 PM
I no fit laugh. Money can get anything............
Grin

Posted: at 2-09-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- henronkelis at 2-09-2011 02:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Abeg make una help her out.....this one na serious national issue...Adult schooling still in progress  :'(
Posted: at 2-09-2011 02:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Herderyyyahart at 2-09-2011 09:10 PM (13 years ago)
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A challenge 2 al teachers of English Language in Nigeria. Put he through.
Posted: at 2-09-2011 09:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Renewed at 3-09-2011 05:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Abeg make una LEFT our First Lady alone O! We love SHE like that...Grin

Posted: at 3-09-2011 05:12 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Renewed at 3-09-2011 05:17 AM (13 years ago)
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But seriously speaking, I want to believe she has improved a great deal now, at least with all the resources at her disposal...though I have not heard her speak publicly recently...

Posted: at 3-09-2011 05:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- donspirado88 at 3-09-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago)
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Woow... This is a national blunder!!! Gush... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-09-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kebella at 3-09-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-09-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zizi01 at 3-09-2011 12:15 PM (13 years ago)
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abeg make u leave our 1st lady alone. Wetin nah? Leave d women alone, na her tym make she speak am. Infct i don vex, commot 4 road make i pass.
Posted: at 3-09-2011 12:15 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 3-09-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-09-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- s4mmy87 at 3-09-2011 06:52 PM (13 years ago)
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@least she tried Grin
Posted: at 3-09-2011 06:52 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- vandops at 3-09-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago)
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I dn laugh die...bt i think she reads frm a paper..d person writing for her should be shot too.
Posted: at 3-09-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Chiluvsky at 5-09-2011 05:15 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin...dis should be in the joke forum
Posted: at 5-09-2011 05:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tubabaswag at 8-09-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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dnt mind dem jare.ur husband n sambo is a gud pple.we were all once a children.i dey hail all ur fellow widows(GEJ don die).n as u knw we all voted 4 UMBLELLA.up patience.our new wole soyinka.
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- conakry at 8-09-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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improvement comes with time......
Posted: at 8-09-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- thumble at 8-12-2011 05:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin :'( :'(
Posted: at 8-12-2011 05:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kebella at 8-12-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 8-12-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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